when I say shit like that, im joking. I know there are people better at things then me, and I know im not the best webmaster in the world.
the maker of www.geocities.com/smackyguk however, does not think that. on his homepage he proudly declares: (without a trace of irony)
hoy hoy!
im smacky g on a mission 4 the mafia
if you like my site, seek medical help now!!!!
because I couldnt possibly entertain or amuse someone
because im just natrauly boring
by the way, I luuuuurve myself!!!!!
HHAHAAHHAHA isnt he crazy? who could fail to like such an afluent person?
well me as it happens.
his homepage is just a huge tangled ball of coloured fonts, animated gifs that are there for no reason, and huge towering links back to the page you are allready on. its like shoving red hot pins in your eyes, and then being raped by a friendly uncle. no wait, its much worse then that. like a hellauva lot worse. like a million times worse. its like some terrible nightmare that you cant wake up from. BECAUSE YOUR ALLREADY AWAKE!
anyway, back to the site.
he seems to have a thing about politcians. mo mowlam being his "fav" to prove it, check out this hideous image:
anyway, I could go on and on about how terrible this site is, about how retarded this guy is, about how bad the world is now this site is in existence. but I wont. I will instead leave you with a quote from smackyg.
I want to feel lucy's pussy!
right ok. good luck with that man.