I am in a state of shock. I was sitting on the couch with Mom watching TV
with my front paws on Mom's lap and my back paws, well, I don't really know
where they were. They fade in and out of my life and I can't really figure
them out all the time, especially when I lie down.
Anyway, we were sitting there blissfully when HissSpit brazenly jumped up on
the back of the couch and slunk into Mom's lap. Right under my nose! She
made her lawnmower sound and booped my nose with her nose. I froze. Then of
all things, SHE LICKED MY NOSE!!! She made an awful face, too, serves her
right, before she settled down rattling away with her face not a paws' width
away from mine.
HissSpit leaned into me. I leaned into Mom. I leaned away. Mom petted
HissSpit. I leaned back. Mom petted me.
Mom said we were both wonderfully good dogs and smiled and petted us both and
was very pleased. I wagged. HissSpit lawnmowered.
Nothing bad happened. What's up with that???
Sailor, a bit nonplussed at the moment
