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| Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. |
| Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. |
| Look at your womanly physique in the mirror--make mental note--must do more sit-ups. |
| Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. |
| Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. |
| Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. |
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Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner
enhanced with natural avocado oil. |
| Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red. |
| Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash. |
| Rinse conditioner off hair (you must make sure that it has all come off). |
| Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead. |
| Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet and you lose the water pressure. |
| Turn off shower. |
| Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. |
| Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel. |
| Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit, tweeze hairs. |
| Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. |
| If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas and then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed. |
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