From The "Email Worth Saving" File
| Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. |
| Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo" sound. |
| Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no). |
| Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass. |
| Get in the shower. |
| Don't bother to look for a washcloth (you don't use one). |
| Wash your face. |
| Wash your armpits. |
| Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off. |
| Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower. |
| Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area. |
| Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar. |
| Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner). |
| Make a shampoo Mohawk. |
| Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again. |
| Pee (in the shower). |
| Rinse off and get out of the shower. |
| Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time. |
| Partially dry off. |
| Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again. |
| Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor. |
| Leave bathroom fan and light on. |
| Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again. |
| Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed. |
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