Many people have had the "hots" for the famous movie or pop star, but I'm currently in a situation that is a little stranger. About midway through this past summer, an artist named Avril Lavigne made her debut with the song "Complicated". Her song didn't begin to skyrocket until around the middle of August. She became a star. When I first saw the video on MTV, my heart dropped. I fell for a pop star.
It was ridiculous in every way. At first, I thouht I was like and N*Sync fan getting all giddy just to see her on TV. Now I'm a little creeped out by it because I've learned things about her. This seems obsessive but I don't think so. I know about when she played hockey at ten years old, to her job at the fried chicken restaurant, to her kitty, and how the band started. I know that she had almost all her song written about exboyfriend, which to me is f-ing crazy because Avril is amazing. What kind of guy would mistreat her? I mean c'mon. It's Avril!
Avril wrote all her songs with some help on a few. She originally sang country because in her hometown in Canada, that's all the locals listened to,
Her latest video "Sk8ter Boi", bumped her to the next level. She already won numerous awards for "Complicated" and this video shall do the same. The "Sk8ter Boi" video has a faster paced performance. It's intense! I love that video. Avril is so beautiful. The video includes the skater boy whom I dispise because of how he and Avril got to know each other. I don't want to get into details, but when I saw them on TV groping each other I was seriously heart broken and was sad for a few days. don't get me wrong, I thought this was creepyas Hell when I felt like that. She is Avril from TV. I'm Bobby from Palmer. No chance. I can accept that but it never hurts to dream.
-Bobby F.
PS. Girls who wear ties are stupid. Avril wears the tie not you. My own sister has fallen to the tie-wearing craze. Just let it go and be you, not Avril.
>>>Recipe for Being a Pop Star While Keeping a Rock Star Status Written by Avril Lavigne
Mastered by a lyricist who completly wrote it but chooses not to recieve credit.
Key Ingredients:
2 heaping cups "Hot Topic" clothes to create that rock star image (Includes: Dickies, Converse All Stars, ties and eyeliner)
1 cup "punk attitude". Everyone loves a rebel.
1 1/2 cup lyricist to help you creat a feel of originality of the whole ordeal. (You don't need complex lyrics, just remember to take all the credit) An extra to make it zesty
1 tbsp. Skateboarding. Just stand on the bored, you don't want to get hurt.
Mix it up with guitar skills. This does not need talent!Play a few chords on a music video or two then smash the bran new sucker. Someone will be there to relly play such a complicated song.
Bake in air-conditioned beautiful mansions surrounded by millions of ex- Britney Spears fans.
Ice the cake with easy top pop #1 singles disguised as rock stardom.
Decorate with hypocritical statements claiming many things previously mentioned.
Last, chill with your coolness to attract many 10 year old girl. Heat it up to attract the male species.
I do know this recipe works. Read from this happy customer and a hardcore fan. "How can you not like her, she's so punk!"
-anonymous
