Seattle Slimy Slugs
Hello all.  You have just entered the domain of the two-time Puck Bowl Champions.  Although this last year has been quite difficult for me due to injuries and quarterback controversy, I have achieved the highest point total for the regular season in Puck's World Fantasy Football League.  While doing this however, I have still managed to miss the playoffs for the first time in the last three years.

My team is composed of 6 positions, 10 starters, and 18 players.  The positions are QB, RB, WR, TE, K, and Defense.

There has a recent change in the Seattle team just occuring this offseason.  Curtis Martin and a 16th Round pick have been sent to the Wisconsin Wannabes for Brian Griese and a 14th Round pick.  When asked about the trade Seattle Management had this to say, "We felt it was in our best interest to acquire a good QB, and with this we had to depart with one of our great RBs in Curtis Martin.  Martin will always have a place back on our team.  Unfortunately we must move forward with Brian and hope that he pans out for us.  Thats all."  Both teams are said to be elated over filling one of thier holes this offseason.

In another move this offseason, Seattle has acquired Eddie George and Isaac Bruce from the Kalamazoo Vikings.  When interviewed by the local media, Seattle Management responded with, "After looking through the histories of all the players and the direction that this team is going in, we felt that it was best to acquire a couple of good veterans to shore up our system to make a fun for the Bribin Cup.  George and Bruce bring a consistency that we just never found with Moss.  This team is getting older and will probably be spending a couple years rebuilding in the future.  Thats all."  It shocked Seattle fans around the world when it was announced that Moss had been sent to the team that wanted him so badly.  Some of the fans that could be found were chanting, "Seattle Sucks. Seattle Sucks."  But after the big guy told them who they got in return the fans were joyous again.

Seattle has been moving fast this offseason with another trade.  Seattle has sent Anthony Thomas and a 15th Round draft pick to the Champion Rhode Island Ridicule in exchange for Travis Taylor and a 14th Round pick.  This move was made without too many comments from either team and no further information was acquired.

In other news, Seattle Management has purchased a baseball team and the information for that team can be found at
Seattle Skunks

The lastest news from PWFFL has a new member after the release of the Baltimore BlueJays after a misunderstanding which may see Baltimore back in the league .  The new team is called the Norther Michigan Yoopers and is managed by Jon.  Jon was quoted as saying, "I have never been in this kinda of league before so it should be very interesting to see how I can manage to make your fantasy lives very difficult."  Seattle Management was reached for comment, "Jon does not scare us.  We are the leading team in the league and will forge ahead to win another championship."

Here is a run down of Seattle's  roster for the offseason.

QB
Brad Johnson (TB)
Chad Hutchinson (Dal)
Brian Griese (Den)

RB
Marshall Faulk (StL)
LaDainian Tomlinson (SD)
Eddie George  (Ten)
DeShaun Foster (Car)

WR
Marvin Harrison (Ind)
Isaac Bruce (StL)
Tim Brown (Oak)
Todd Pinkston (Phi)
Jerome Pathon (NO)
Qadry Ismail (Ind)
Travis Taylor (Bal)

TE
Randy McMicheal (Mia)
Billy Miller (Hou)

K
Sebastian Janikowski (Oak)

DEFENSE
San Diego
Chicago
Links For Football:
PWFFL Home
Yahoo Football Page
NFL
ESPN
Seattle Skunks
Offseason Acquisitions
Brian Griese
Eddie George
Isaac Bruce
Rhode Is. 14th Pick
Wisconsin 14th Pick

Offseason Deductions
Curtis Martin
Randy Moss
Anthony Thomas
16th Pick
5th Pick
15th Pick


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