| SONGS |
| I'M A NUT |
| I�m a little acorn round Lying on the cold, hard ground Everybody steps on me That is why I�m cracked, you see. CHORUS: I�m a nut, I�m a nut I�m a nut, I�m a nut, I�m a nut Called myself on the telephone Just to see if I was home Asked myself out on a date Picked me up at half past eight CHORUS Took myself to a picture show Sat me down in the very first row Put my arms around my waist Got so fresh I slapped my face CHORUS I�m so nutty, I don�t know Why the squirrels love me so I�m descended from an oak Nuts to you, and that�s no joke CHORUS |