| SONGS |
| AIN'T IT GREAT TO BE CRAZY? |
| CHORUS: Boom Boom, ain�t it great to be Crazy? Boom Boom, ain�t it great to be Crazy? Giddy and Foolish all day long Boom Boom, ain�t it great to be Crazy! Way down south where bananas grow A flea stepped on an elephant�s toe The elephant cried with tears in his eyes �Why don�t you pick on someone your own size?� CHORUS Way up North where there�s ice and snow There was a penguin and his name was Joe He got tired of black and white So he wore pink slacks to the dance last night CHORUS A horse and a flea and three blind mice Sat on the curbstone shooting dice The horse, he slipped and fell on the flea Whoops! said the flea, there�s a horse on me! CHORUS I bought a suit of combination underwear Guaranteed not to rip or tear I wore them six months and to my consternation I couldn�t get the darned thing off, I�d lost the combination! CHORUS I love myself, I think I�m grand. When I go to the movies, I hold my hand. I put my arm around my waist, And when I get fresh, I slap my face. CHORUS I call myself on the telephone Just to hear my musical tone I ask myself for a heavy date And I pick myself up at half past eight CHORUS Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, And Fuzzy Wuzzy cut his hair So, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn�t fuzzy No, by Jove, he wasn�t, was he? CHORUS I take a swim in the swimming pool. I jump from the board �cause that�s the rule I hit my head on cement and mortar Forgot to look--there was no water. CHORUS That one-eared cat who used to sit Watching Grandma rock and knit Swallowed a ball of bright red yarn, And out came kittens with red sweaters on CHORUS |
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