MASOCHIST SONG ~Els-chan A/N: Just a little song parody...based on Monty Python's Lumberjack Song. DISCLAIMER: I really don't own much of anything here...not The Slayers, not Monty Python....wow, sucks to be me. And, please, don't try this at home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Xelloss: I'm a masochist, and I'm okay I'm bound by night and I'm whipped by day All 5 Mazoku Lords: He's a masochist and he's okay He's bound by night and he's whipped by day Xelloss: I slit my wrists, I spank myself I go to the lavatory (what? we all have to go...) On Wednesdays I wear stockings And I burn myself with glee The 5 Mazoku Lords: He slits his wrists, he spanks himself He goes to the lavatory On Wednesdays he wears stockings And he burns himself with glee He's a masochist and he's okay He's bound by night and he's whipped by day Xelloss: I slit my wrists, I drink the blood I like to watch my dragon I watch her through her window While she takes care of her son Mazoku Lords: He slits his wrists, he drinks the blood He likes to watch his dragon He watches her through her window While she takes care of her son?! He's a masochist, and he's okay He's bound by night and he's whipped by day Xelloss: I slit my wrists, I wear a tail Complete with Mace-sama I wish I'd been a dragon Just like my dear Fi-chan Mazoku Lords: He slits his wrists, he wears a tail Complete with Mace-sama?! (talking) What's this? Wants to be a dragon? Oh, my! And I thought you were so demonic! Fruitcake! (singing) He's a masochist and he's okay He's bound by night and he's whipped by day He's a masochist and he's okaaaaaaaay He's bound by night and he's whipped by day