Grammar Beastä

By: Els-chan (surprisingly enough)

A/N: OK, yeah, this is the result of being sick and tired of reading all those ridiculously crappy fanfics out there (many of which I can only assume were written badly intentionally...at least, I�m HOPING that level of crappiness was intentional...) So, yeah, this is where I take off my gloves and get my hands dirty. READ MY LIPS...er...WORDS: THIS IS A PARODY!!! I would think that from the A/N, you would have gotten the clue that I don�t really write this badly - close, but not quite (I have such low self-esteem...) Also, as much as I hate to admit it, this is Harry Potter fandom. BUT WAIT! There�s a reason! Most of the crappiest fiction I�ve read comes out of the Harry Potter section on FF.net. That�s the ONLY reason why I made this Harry Potter...crap, I just admitted to reading HP fanfics...ARGH! THAT�S IT!!! ON WITH THE STORY!!!

Disclaimer: I own nothing, and I mean that in the most literal sense possible. I�m a college freshman, and as we all know, college freshmen don�t have money, or anything else of value really, so there�s no point in suing.

one day harry poter wuz sittng on a bench by da laik. hurmyownie sawed him so she walkd ovr 2 him. wat is rong harry she askd him. i am sad harry sed. y hurmyownie askd. bekuse ron is mad at me harry sed. y hurmyownie askd. i dunno harry sed. o sed hurmyownie well i hoap u r happy soon. thanks sed harry.

Suddenly, the Grammar Beastä appeared out of nowhere. �What is this?!� it cried out in frustration. �This is utterly unreadable!� With that, the Grammar Beastä smote Harry and Hermione with a Spelling Blastä. Suddenly, Harry and Hermione were able to speak and spell better than a four year old! His work done, the Grammar Beastä disappeared as suddenly as he came.

�Uh, what was that?� Harry asked, blinking in complete and utter confusion.

�I...don�t really know myself,� Hermione whispered back. �Maybe we should just get out of here...�

�Yes. Yes, we should,� Harry replied, grabbing Hermione�s hand and dragging her back to Gryffindor tower.

~Fin~