1. You're answer to everything is "Sore wa himitsu desu."
2. You wore a jellyfish costume for Halloween.
3. Your best friend is a chimera.
4. You are a chimera.
5. You wish you were a chimera.
6. You wish you were a Dark Lord, just to have the honor of being destroyed by Lina Inverse.
7. You wish L-sama (the Lord of Nightmares) would take over your body once in a while.
8. You attempt to use a Dragon Slave every time someone gets on your nerves.
9. When your Dragon Slave doesn't work, you're convinced that it's because some stupid Dark Lord sealed your powers.
10. You name your daughter Lina or Ameria (Amelia).
11. You name your son Gourry or Zelgadis.
12. You name your pet Phil.
13. When in a fight, you use oxymoronic attacks such as the "pacifist crush".
14. You tend to make very long speeches about Justice (with a capital "J"...).
15. You are convinced that only people wearing black are evil.
16. You are in love with a demon/golem/human chimera.
17. You once (or more...) shouted "Ray Wing" and tried to fly.
18. You (literally) tried to blow someone away by shouting "Diem Wing."
19. You'd rather be shocked than deal with the wrath of your big sister.
20. You're favorite threat is, "Watch it, or I'll Dragon Slave ya into oblivion."
21. You think Luke's lightsabre is a cheap knock-off of Gourry's Sword of Light.
22. You understand the joke that Zelgadis is "always hard."
23. You dyed your hair red to be just like Lina.
24. You dyed your hair blonde to be just like Gourry.
25. You wish you could be a shrine maiden.
26. Using people as anchors and dragon-bait doesn't seem unusual or wrong to you.
27. Dressing up your male friend/boyfriend as a girl doesn't seem unusual or a little sick.
28. You want Dragon cuisine so bad, you're willing to go out and get the dragon yourself if you have to.
29. You want Dragon cuisine so bad, you'll wait the year for it to prepare.
30. You want Dragon cuisine so bad, you'll eat it raw even though it's poisonous and will probably kill ya.
31. Your nickname is "Dragon Spooker".....and you're happy about it.
32. Your nickname is "Bandit Killer"......and you're happy about it.
33. You worship Zoamelgustar.
34. You've checked every library in the world, but you still can't find a copy of the Claire Bible. (You're looking in the wrong place, baka!)
35. You've gone to EVERY LAST WEBSITE THERE IS (how'd you manage that?) and STILL can't find a copy, or at least an archiving, of the Claire Bible.
36. You went to find the valley of the dragons just so you could get a look at the original and complete Claire Bible.
37. You can transform yourself into a dragon at will. (I know I can.)
38. You cook disgusting, unrecognizable dishes...ON PURPOSE.
39. You poke your eyes out so you can be blind like Rezo.
40. You're fave spell is the Rah Tilt, since you don't use black magic.
41. You are reading this list. (gotcha on that one, ne?)
42. You recognize the name "QoS"...aka "Queen of Swords." (incredible fanfic writer, really...AND she's a fan of Monty Python! I wanna be her friend!!!)
43. You write fanfics about Slayers in the first person.
44. You read nothing but Slayers novels, manga, fanfics, etc....
45. Your favorite english poem comes from Ep.1 of the dubbed version of the Slayers...namely, Lina's casting of the Dragon Slave.

1. Even the best sorceress has those off days that prevent doing any real magic.
2. A Dragon Slave may be effective, but it can also be just a TAD overkill.
3. Don't kill a dragon with a Dragon Slave in or near a residential area. Heads will roll...namely, yours.
4. Just because a cute guy happens to be a swordsman doesn't mean that everything upstairs is working alright.
5. Just because a cute swordsman saves you doesn't mean that he won't mistake you for a little kid due to your...er..."petite" stature...
6. Just because a cute swordsman saves you then mistakes you for a little girl doesn't mean that he won't eventually wise up and fall for ya.
7. Just because that stupid (but cute!) swordsman mistook you for a little girl doesn't mean that you won't eventually fall for him (and that lovely sword of his....)
8. Giga Slaves can be scary, but can also have some rather, uh, interesting results (can we say posession?)
9. Chimeras that originally threatened to kill ya ain't all bad.
10. Little girls obsessed with Justice (there it is, that elusive capital "J") can make somewhat useful, but rather annoying traveling companions.
11. Big, scary, very-un-princey fathers of little girls obsessed with Justice are usually not only obsessed with Justice (damn capital J), but also tend to use oxymoronic (arguably, just plain moronic) attacks such as the "Pacifist Crush."
12. If someone calls themselves a "Mysterious Priest," chances are there's something messed up upstairs and you probably shouldn't trust the fruitcake as far as you can throw him.
13. Never hide a chimera's sword just to see him turn red with anger; usually you turn blue from lack of oxygen first. (Oi, did I learn that the hard way...)
14. Ditto #13, only instead of turning blue, you'll go *BOOM!(learned this one the hard way too...)*
15. People look at you very strangely when you try to open a locked door by shouting, "Fireball!"(yet another one learned from first-hand experience)