jokes

JOKES

I make no apologies for the jokes that follow - they are not meant to be offensive, but ARE meant to be funny!

If you have any better ones to be included, feel free to e-mail me & I'll add them to the page & give you a name check

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying
"DANGER - BEWARE OF THE DOG!" posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager "Is THAT the dog we're supposed to beware of?"

"Yep, that's him" he replied

The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

"Because" the owner replied, "before I posted the sign, people kept tripping over him"

A penguin walks into a bar

"Has my Dad been in?" he asked the barman

"I don't know" the barman replied, "What does he look like?"

William Shakespeare walks into a bar

The barman says "Sorry pal, I can't serve you - you're bard"