| Cecily |
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| Cecily hates children and has a penchant for chubby balding men who look like elves. Her favorite topic of academic research is sex and her favorite topic at parties is making fun of Dovey. |
| She spends her time researching sex in other cultures, writing fan fic, pretending to be other people, and feeling intellectually superior to the majority of the human race.
She over-identifies with cats. |
| Cecily hates children and has a penchant for chubby balding men who look like elves. Her favorite topic of academic research is sex and her favorite topic at parties is making fun of Dovey. |
| Though Cecily doesn't smoke, her smoking posture is unparalleled. |