Sean's Deaths
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
As Boromir
You all know how he dies in this. Very heroic. So as a treat to you I've tracked
down the script so you can reinact the scene
at home. Huzzah!
Don't Say A Word
As Patrik Koster
O'l Seany is betrayed by his fellow-criminals after robbing some pretty gems
from a bank. He gets his revenge though by killing the guy who did the dirty
on him. Ten years later he's out of prison for the murder and looking for his
loot which only the dead guys daughter can reveal the location of. Unfortunatly
for Sean she's a few sandwiches short of a picnic and won't speak to anyone,
well, won't speak any sense anyway. Enter Michael Douglas. Kidnap, killings
and general nonsense ensue resulting in Sean, Douglas and the girl on a graveyard
island. I guess someone must have been expected the next day as there was a
nice big ditch which Sean just happens to fall down. No problem you say, he
can climb out, not when a ton of dirt falls on his head and buries him alive
he can't.
Goldeneye
As Alec Trevelyan
Trevelyan and Bond are on a mission together at the start of this movie but
typically Bond style-ee the mission goes wrong. Brosnan hot foots it out of
there leaving Sean who he believes is dead (death 1). Lucky for us he's still
alive and heading up a criminal operation with Goldeneye (the sattelite). Bond
finds out about this sattelite business and goes off to track Sean down. They
fight, Sean falls, splat (death 2). Ah but there's more, he's then crushed to
death by falling wreckage (death 3) Huzzah! It doesn't get much better than
that.
Patriot Games
As Sean Miller
Miller is a terrorist whose attempt to kidnap a member of the British Royal
Family is foiled by Jack Ryan (Harrison Ford). Miller's brother is killed, and
Miller arrested. He swears vengeance on Ryan and his family, and the film follows
the various attempts on their lives by Ryan and his fellow terrorists. In the
final attempt on their lives, at Ryan's Chesapeake Bay home, Miller and Ryan
fight it out on a speedboat, ending with Miller's death as the boat explodes
(from Ship of
Dreams)
Macbeth
As Macbeth
You all know the story of Macbethso I wont put you through that again. I will
account Sean Bean's Macbeth final moments. Slashed! MacDuff cuts a slice out
of him (whilst spitting). Stabbed! Through the neck/back. There's a great look
on his face when this happens. Sean does a good 'live' death too. Severed!
Off with his head (this is offstage though). Skewered! MacDuff plonks ol'Sean's
severed head on a spike for all to see. This was a great moment.
The Field
As Tadgh McCabe
I received this in an email from Peter
"If I rememeber correctly he is trying to stop
cows from running off a cliff and they either run over him kiling him or push
him off the cliff can't rememebr though."
I am investigating...
Essex Boys
As Jason Locke
Jason has done 3 years in prison for one of his friends. He's out now only
to find all his mates are rich and he wants a piece of the action. Unfortunatly
for him he gets on the wrong side of a few people and ends up getting blown
away in the back of a Range Rover. Shot guns are always the best choice for
close range combat.
(page last updated on 5th February 2003)