Verse 1
There's a thing about me that I've always been told
I was quick to speak but my thinking was slow
'cause I said what I thought when it popped in my head
but never really liked to taste what I said
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Chorus
oh, Dr Phil
Dr Phil
give me a call
if you will
dont need no shots or a stinkin' pill
just need some help from Dr. Phil
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Verse 2
Now I smoked like a salmon and drank like a fish
and I screwed like the fungus in a petrie dish
I partied all night like a rock and roll star
but never was I thunk as you drink I are
still I ran around town in my birthday suit
and I didn't give a damn if it fit a little loose
but the coppers on the corner didn't feel the same way
and the porky little po-po's put my perky butt away
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Chorus
oh, Dr Phil
Dr Phil
accept my call
if you will
dont need no shots or a stinkin' pill
just need some help from Dr. Phil
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Verse 3
so I spent a night or two in an old cold cell
but sister let me tell you that it felt like hell
the service kinda sucked and the food was sub-par
and I haven't met a warden who I like so far
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well that's all for now
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