'She Told Me She Loves You' is a completely fictional, faced paced, and happy song, although it could be argued to have the odd element of truth about it...

'She Told Me She Loves You'

I know you've been pretty
Down lately
I know you've been feeling
Pretty damn shitty

But I know something you want to hear
In a moment of madness
Your girlfriend whispered it
In my ear

(music kick in)

She told me she loves you
she loves you in every way
She told me she'd be happy
To love you
Every single day

No need to feel bad anymore
You've got it made
You're on a role
No need to feel bad
Anymore...

(filler/build down)

I'm sorry you found out this way
I never meant it to happen today
Neither did she
But we were at a party

She got pretty drunk
She got pretty high
She leaned over
And looked me in the eye...

(music kick in)

She told me she loves you
she loves you in every way
She told me she'd be happy
To love you
Every single day

No need to feel bad anymore
You've got it made
You're on a role
No need to feel bad
Anymore...

(filler/build down)

Everyone likes her
I hope you know that
The whole school wants her
Like Sonny wanted Cher
Like William Hague wants some hair

You're one lucky guy
Oooh yeah
I bet you're on a constant high
With her

(kick)

I promise you nothing went on
I promise you nothing went wrong
Come on your my best friend
I wouldn't want what we have
What you have
To end...

She wanted to make out with me
I wanted her to see sanity
So she just leaned over to me
And told me a little something...

(music kick in)

She told me she loves you
she loves you in every way
She told me she'd be happy
To love you
Every single day

No need to feel bad anymore
You've got it made
You're on a role
No need to feel bad
Anymore...

(slow)

She told me she loves you
she loves you in every way
She told me she'd be happy
To love you
Every single day

No need to feel bad anymore
You've got it made
You're on a role
No need to feel bad
Anymore...

(filler/build down)

Don't give this up
Don't give this up
Don't give this up
It's not worth it
No point to hurt it

Whoa, yeah...

Don't give this up
Don't give this up
Don't give this up
It's not worth it
No point to hurt it

(repeat)

(fade)