You know I want to be rich someday
I know i'm gonna do it

All these righteous people say
Money has nothing to it

But you look at them
They're all poor
Coincidence? I think not

NO NO NO!!!

I'm gonna have those things that
Ordinary people never see
I want to get told that i'm better
Just because i'm being me

Yeah!

Want to have that flat screen TV
Need to have that megawatt stereo
Want all those little people to see me
They want to see me go with the flow

(chorus)

Cuz i'm rich bitch
You bet I am
Cuz i'm rich bitch
Got more money in the bank
Than you'll ever have
I'm a rich bitch
And I don't care

NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

NO!!!

Just try and make me
Give money to other people
Try to sway me
I'm at the top of the steeple

Cuz i'm rich now
I have the power
I bet you wonder how
I got to the top of the tower

Why should I tell you
Why should I dignify you with a response
I know it worries you
I know I have no talent
But i'm rich
And that's what I do

Yeah!

(chorus)

(phone voice, 'rock star' drums)

I don't care how I got here
Don't care what I used to do in the past
Stuck in that dead end job
I knew it would never last

But now I am a rich bitch
Bow down to me
Like a material god
You look at me
All this fancy stuff
What do you see

(build up)

You see a rich bitch
That's what I am
Cuz i'm a rich bitch
Got more money in the bank
Than you'll ever have
Cuz i'm a rich bitch

Yeah!

I know it may look like
I give a shit about you
But thats not like me
Thats not what I do

I don't care if i'm self centered
I'm allowed to be now
I won't give you a minute of the day
But if you end up rich
I might just show you how

(chorus)

Yeah, I am a rich bitch

Yeah, i'm rich!!! (echoes...)

(crazy man laughing)

(fade out to end)