'Positive Attitude Problem' is a song directed towards the stupid idiots who populate your day with a sunny disposition even though your feeling crap, the world is ending, or whatever, and you just think to yourself 'GOD what is wrong with them, can't they be normal!' I'm sure you all have a pretty good idea about who i'm talking about (anyone who goes to Bulmershe, anyway). This song, despite sounding unhappy, is fast paced, and more ironic than sad.

'Positive Attitude Problem'

(Long drum intro)

(guitars)

Yes, I think I detect
A whiff of justice
I think I smell
A smell of happiness

Ooh yeah

Watch you every day
You come in
Make me want to run away

No depression, no sadness
No, nothing at all
No neurotica
As you skip down the hall

Yes, you have a problem

(build up)

(chorus)

A postive attitude problem
Haunts you all the time
Never giving you a sign it's there
You infect all these normal people's minds
Drive them mad
Make them tear out their hair
Yeah!

(solo)

You say hi to me
I don't talk right now
You look at me
Want to see what's wrong
I'll tell you how
I don't have
A positive attitude problem

Like that one you do
Everybody wishes you
Would be depressed like them
Won't you follow the trend
It's coooool...
To follow the trend...

You say you are alternative
You try to say you are contemporary
But you live just how we all want to live
You watch the world
You see just what we see

(build up)

(chorus)

(solo)

Positive attitude
Way of life to you
Positive attitude
Shapes everything you do

Too much crap
Going on in this planet
Nobody wants to see
Your attitude
And you acting upon it

Come with us
Join the crowd
We'll make you welcome
Gather round you
Be depressed with you...

Because,
Like us
You have a problem
But you
Are different from them
yes, you have...

(build up)

(chorus)

(solo)

Don't try to talk me out of it
I'm quite happy where I am
Don't wanna show myself I can
Do anything
Don't wanna stand up
I'll lie down
Take a few hits

Be neurotic
Be depressed
Be sad
Just like the rest

You can't say
You have a happy existence
Must be one or two things
That make you angry
Make you feel tense
You know it makes sense

Yeah!

Because you have...

(build up)

(chorus)

(drum solo)

A positive (positive)
Attitude problem

Why do you try to help
What do you see in them

A positive (positive)
Attitude problem

We're all beyond help
Realise this now
We're all what we want to be

(quick ending)