This is a more punky song, that is basically an ironic look at American 'culture' or lack of it. Enjoy, especially for all my American readers ;-)

Only in America

(quiet guitars)

(kick in to drum heavy intro)

(filler)

Only in America...
Can things happen
and nobody ever says a word

Only in America
People get killed on street corners
People pretend they haven't heard...

Only in America
Can you pick up a guitar
Become an instant superstar

Only America...
Hey, hey,
Only America...

(filler, kick)

Only in America
Will you fall and die
I'll just watch you
Go and run away
Go to fast food place
Watch my burger fry
Only America

(filler)

Yeah, yeah
Hey America

(echo voice)

Look...at meee!

I turn on the TV
put out the light
Wait for Jerry Springer
To turn into a fight

I don't know if I can think anymore
I don't think I can
Thank you
America

(filler)

Big red yellow arch
Stands above my head
I try not to let it control
What I just said

Oh look here they all come
Blocking out free sun
Only in America

(build down, just guitar)

(phone voice laugh)

(california blond voice)

Hey girlfriend!

Wassup babe!

What...ever!!!

(phone voice laugh)

(build up)

Hey look at me...!
I'm a guitar superstar
The boss made me what I are

I don't care if I can't talk properly
I don't care if I come from tennesee
All I care about is people like you
People like you
People like American you
Liking American people like meee..!!

(heavy drums)

(filler, kick)

Only in America
Will you fall and die
I'll just watch you
Go and run away
Go to fast food place
Watch my burger fry

Only America
Will you wonder why
People stop and stare at you
If you don't look like
Everybody else

(filler, kick x 2)

Looooook hey!
I ran my finger
Down a white picket fence
I didn't know I'd go get sued
Didn't know that would cause offence!

Oh! Oh! Only in America
Land of the innocent
Land of the free
Land of the new times
Land won't let me be me

Oh! Oh! America...
Only in America...

(retro guitar solo)

(drums)

(phone voice, no music)

look at Meeeee...!

Hahahahaa...

(music big kick)

(end)