A song for all the people out there who get moaned at when they feel down, because people don't believe them. Well, we feel really bad and if we want to feel sorry for ourselves we bloody well will!

'Hypochondriac'

(PHONE VOICE)

Yeah I know its only a cold
But your bitching is getting real old

I don't care if you think i'm mad
Cuz, hey guess what I feel pretty bad

I know you don't agree with me
Agree with how I like to be

I know i'll be back up someday
Back up to knock you down

But right now i'm gonna lie here
Infront of the TV, with an ice cold beer

(END PHONE VOICE)

YEAH!!!

(Guitar solo)

Yeah i'll take a few aspirin
Get some chicken soup outta the tin

But now I gotta get up
Walk around the house
And go throw up in the bin...

YEAH!!!

(guitar solo)

(chorus)

I don't know what you think of me
But I think you should let me be
I don't care if you think its just a cold
But I know that i'm lying, dying,
and your just getting old...

(little guitar/drum solo)

Yeah I think I need some rest
You'd better treat me best

I think you'd better call up church
They'd better come see me lurch

Cuz you know i'm dying ya see
You can tell just by looking at me

I think you shoud call our friends
Cuz this bitching is driving me
Round the bends

YEAH!!!

(chorus)

(long instrumental)

As you see i'm starting to get better
I think you should starting knitting me a sweater

YEAH!!!

Cuz were headed for cold weather
And you don't want me sick again

Clucking about like a crazy old hen

YEAH!!

But hey, guess what
That chicken soup was still damn good

YEAH!!!

(abrupt end)