SEAL Team 69 Headquarters

"Puinsai"

hooah

SEAL Team 69 is Americas daring, highly trained special mission anti-terrorism force. It's purpose is to defend human freedom against ruthless dictators determined to rule the households of my general neighborhood. We also travel to other neighborhoods or almost anywhere we are needed. Although we should be forever vigilant we find that there are times that we are just too lazy to get up off our butts and do anything. So we try to accept missions that work around our schedules and feeding times. We are constanly looking to upgrade our technologies so that we can prevail whenever we engage in battle. It is getting pretty early in the morning so this paragraph will start to get stupid and ramble from time to time.

"To become different from what we are, we must have some awareness of what we are." ~ Bruce Lee

Listen to Bruce's Advice!



Known SEAL Team Operatives

 The Team Team Shot
A-Wax
Hoju
secret handshake
No Dog
Bootie


Code Name Rank Primary MOS Secondary MOS Special Terrain
No Dog Captain Intelligence Large unit Tactics Grocery Stores
Rat Hole Commander Close Quarters Battle Recon Classified
Hoju Lt. Commander Sabotage Demolitions Near by Galaxies
Scatterpack Lieutenant Intelligence Surveillance Large Events & Concerts
Smelly Lieutenant Small Unit Tactics Counter Intelligence Sporting Events
Pipe Lieutenant jg Heavy Weapons Anit-Terrorisum Urban
Catchicatch Lieutenant jg Infantry Close Quarters Battle Urban (Foreign)
Bert Seaman 4th Class Communications Transportation Vans
Bootie Petty Officer 3rd Class Recon Assault Temperate Forests
Droppo Petty Officer 1st Class Intelligence Heavy Weapons Varies
Ry-Guy Lieutenant Recon Communications Car lots & Bars
Shinobi Petty Officer 2nd Class Infiltration Intelligence Multi-role Wingman
Rich Girl Petty Officer 3rd Class Psychological Warfare Statistics Casinos
Bonus Petty Officer 1st Class Analysis
Sparrow Lieutenant Melee Combat Legal Specialist Retro Clubs

This web page was designed for a CIS 121 class. It was made using note pad, and not with and html editor. I also made this page as a kind of joke that a few of my friends and I would understand. I will say that this page was not meant to offend anyone that actually served the U.S. Military and was not meant to make fun of any of the actual SEAL Teams. Right now I am just trying to find things to write so that I can fill space, because I am supposed to make a couple of paragraphs on this page. I'd like to that my mom and dad for bringing me into this world. I'd also like to thank my cat Max for being such a good friend to me. It is getting pretty dark outside so it looks like I will have to think of things to write from my room.



Snake-Eyes
Norrin Radd
Wally West
Wally West
peter Parker
The Silver Surfer
The Silver Surfer
The Silver Surfer
The Silver Surfer
jet
Ray Park Snake Eyes

The following are some of the qualifications for future SEAL Team canidates

  1. Must be male, no women allowed
  2. Must be HIGHLY attracted to women
  3. Must be proficient with all NATO WARSSAW PACT nerf, airsoft and squirt gun arms.
  4. Must be able to identify Boba Fett, Wolverine, and the Silver Surfer on site.
  5. Must know the Bundy (Al, not Ted) family creedo.
  6. Must not have a significant odor problem. - treatment options available
  7. Must be well versed in "the playground rules".
  8. Must be able to finish this sentence " No .... Chicks!"
  9. Must remember there is no "I" in team, but there is a "me"
  10. Must be aware of Pokemon and it's dangers on the male psyche.
  11. Must be able to recite lines from the list of great movies - list provided later.
  12. Must be proficient in SEAL Team 69 hand-to-hand combat (go time, typewriter, kahleemah, chinese water torture, etc).
  13. Must be able to consume large quantities of ginseng or soda.
  14. Must be able to engage in long hours of "Would you Rather"

    SEAL Team 69 Terminology
    1. Negative Contact Disengage
    2. Tone
    3. Roast Beef
    4. Canadian Bacon
    5. Cornerback
    6. Reef
    7. 10-35
    8. Smuggling Raisins
    9. Hall Pass
    10. All Up Ons
    11. Tapping the Cobra Head
    12. Diamond Cutter
    13. Poop Shivers

      Known Allies of SEAL Team 69
      • B-Nutz ( when he's not a punk )
      • Little Bacon and the Bacon Cartel
      • The "My Buddy" Foundation
      • Desneeze
      • Joe Mamma, The Drool, and Little Nancy Flower
      • anyone else we may have forgotten

      Known Enemies of SEAL Team 69
      • Victoria's Secret Service
      • Down Squad
      • Team Boogie & The Rainbow Coalition
      • Team Booda(we kicked their asses so they are no longer a threat)


      SEAL Team 69 Memorial
      • Catchicatch: xx/xx/xx to 03/29/02 A Friend and Brother who will truly be missed, but never forgotten....
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        Catchicatch


      Links

       PCC Distance Learning - Online Classes at PCC.
      Transformers - All Your favorite Transformers.
      Cupcakes Galore -Everything you DIDN'T want to know about cupcakes .
      emergency evac

      SEAL Team 69 is a fictional SEAL Team and not part of the United States Navy. All names and likenesses are purely conciendental. SEAL Team 69 was not intended to offend any group(s) or person(s). SEAL Team 69 officially apologizes to anyone offended by the material on this site. Well that is the end of my web page I hope you enjoyed the ride. Please remember to place your trash in the designated recepticles, and return your trays and seats to the up right position.

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