[Scene 1 - In a run-down office]
<A man enters an attractive woman is sitting at a desk with a computer typing something>

Man: Excuse me, is this Gentlemen for hire?
Woman: Oh, um, yes it is. Can I help you?
Man: Well I read your ad in the newspaper and I was wondering if you still had the job opening.
Woman: Well I believe so but you'll have to wait for Mr. Meyerhoff, I expect him back any minute now.
<Flashes Jeff driving around>
Man: What exactly do you do here?
Woman: I'm a secretary.
Man: No, I meant what type of business is done here.
Woman: Oh, of course... I manage Mr. Meyerhoff's personal business.
<Woman licks her lips suggestively while the Man looks around nervously and sharply>
Man: Um.. yes well.. how is that business?
Woman <in a suggestive tone>: Good, real good.
Man: I think I'll just wait here for Mr. Meyerhoff. What was your name by the way?
<The Man sits down in a chair to the side while the secretary continues to operate at the computer>
Woman: I'm Ms. Konkul but you can just call me Amanda. And as I said, Jeff won't be long.
<Jeff bursts into the door holding a briefcase and with a big smile on his face>
Jeff <semi-sarcasticly>: Hi honey, I'm home!
Amanda: Oh Jeff you're back!
<Jeff looking around the room spots the Man>
Jeff: Amanda, there's someone in that chair.
Amanda: I know.
<Jeff thinks for a moment somewhat puzzled>
Jeff: Why is he there?
Amanda: He's here about the job opening.
<Man looks weirded out that Jeff and Amanda are refering to him in the third while he's in the room>
Jeff: Well.. we'll see about that!
<Jeff walks over to the man>
Jeff: Good sir, I am Jeff. And what is your name?
Man: I'm Greg Trippiedi.
Jeff: And you're interested in the job?
Greg: I am.. but I know nothing about what you do here.
Jeff: Then we're off to a good start. I shall try to explain. First, you have the job.
Greg: Already?
Jeff: Yes. But under one condition. You follow me. You'll never have to worry about another job as long as you live but you must follow me and do what I say.
Greg: Tthe ad said to be loyal and desperate so I guess this falls under that so I'm in.
Jeff: If you remember, the ad also listed "pizza" and "hot pockets" as wanted skills... but you're right.
Greg: y'know, I was wondering about that one..
Jeff: Hey, you try writing a wanted ad on an empty stomach.
Jeff: Anyways. Here at Gentlemen for Hire our business is to aquire money.
Greg: So.. you make counterfeit money?
Jeff: No! Not at all! People willingly give us their money in exchange for nothing!
Greg: I don't follow..
Jeff: But you're enticed aren't you?
Greg: I am
Jeff: So you want in?
Greg: I do
Jeff: Excellent! Amanda, get this man his uniform!
Amanda: Yes sir!
< She opens a drawer full of cheap sunglasses >
[End Scene 1]