�Ah a customer�
�Hello barman�
�Good day to you sir. What drink would you like today?�
�I�ll have a coffee, please?�
�A coffee? In here? Let me tell you sir�
You can have�
Vodka, cider
bitter or lager.
Port, whiskey or rum.
You could have�
Wine or brandy,
even half a shandy,
but you can stick your request for coffee up your bum.
Because we�re a pub
we sell beer,
hot drinks are not in here.
Yes we�re a bar
alcohol is what we serve
Drinks that make you swerve.
Have..
A pint or just half
if beer is what you�re after.
If you�re hungry try some nuts.
Try some�
Shots or cocktails
they won�t fail you,
just stick your request for coffee up your butt�
�What kind of place is this?
Do you want my custom or not?
Either serve me a coffee or I�m leaving.�
This is a pub, we serve booze.
Leave us alone if you�re gonna cause such a fuss
and stick your request for coffee up your arse!
Up your arse, up your arse, stick your coffee up your arse.