And so begins a critical modern novel about a critically ill woman named Pumpkin Green and her critically ill friends.
Say Goodbye to Yourself - Wherein you will meet your new favorite literary characters:
Pumpkin Green
Mr. Birthday
Latte Emerson
Goodluck Wicker Frog
Worth Sidestream Elevated Pool Aeration Station
Clifton Peaches
Vicki Fears
Bobosache
Fro Mal
Old Granny Bitches
Coach Caire
Hippothomas
Steith
Kaliiff
Sundar
Vericals Demands
Woodenteen
Cyborg Dentist
The Recreational Facts
Pumpkin Green's Dad
Saved from its legendary status among footnotes in the encyclopedia of Time Mismanagment by a complete personality collapse, founding member of The Seagreen Incorruptible, Bryan Ward's first and likely last book is currently undergoing a comprehensive second draft.
The work currently runs in excess of 900 pages which, according to a thing called Wikipedia, qualifies as an "epic."
Ambitious plans for a complimentary audio edition available through this site will hopefully come to fruition by installments as early as late Spring.
And so begins a critical modern novel about a critically ill woman named Pumpkin Green and her critically ill friends.
Say Goodbye to Yourself - Wherein you will meet your new favorite literary characters:
Pumpkin Green
Mr. Birthday
Latte Emerson
Goodluck Wicker Frog
Worth Sidestream Elevated Pool Aeration Station
Clifton Peaches
Vicki Fears
Bobosache
Fro Mal
Old Granny Bitches
Coach Caire
Hippothomas
Steith
Kaliiff
Sundar
Vericals Demands
Woodenteen
Cyborg Dentist
The Recreational Facts
Pumpkin Green's Dad
Saved from its legendary status among footnotes in the encyclopedia of Time Mismanagment by a complete personality collapse, founding member of The Seagreen Incorruptible, Bryan Ward's first and likely last book is currently undergoing a comprehensive second draft.
The work currently runs in excess of 900 pages which, according to a thing called Wikipedia, qualifies as an "epic."
Ambitious plans for a complimentary audio edition available through this site will hopefully come to fruition by installments as early as late Spring.
Say Goodbye to Yourself - Wherein you will meet your new favorite literary characters:
Pumpkin Green
Mr. Birthday
Latte Emerson
Goodluck Wicker Frog
Worth Sidestream Elevated Pool Aeration Station
Clifton Peaches
Vicki Fears
Bobosache
Fro Mal
Old Granny Bitches
Coach Caire
Hippothomas
Steith
Kaliiff
Sundar
Vericals Demands
Woodenteen
Cyborg Dentist
The Recreational Facts
Pumpkin Green's Dad
Saved from its legendary status among footnotes in the encyclopedia of Time Mismanagment by a complete personality collapse, founding member of The Seagreen Incorruptible, Bryan Ward's first and likely last book is currently undergoing a comprehensive second draft.
The work currently runs in excess of 900 pages which, according to a thing called Wikipedia, qualifies as an "epic."
Ambitious plans for a complimentary audio edition available through this site will hopefully come to fruition by installments as early as late Spring.
