The Vaults

Outtakes From Synchronized Dreaming:

Bryan Ward's outtakes-

Night Driving In The Skyway (aka The Hidden Track)
Winter Part 2
Woods Of The Mechanical Owl
The Proof That There Is Evil
The Little Drummer Boy
Advanced Wave Memory

Bill Lyon's outtakes-

Thea's Plea
Nestled In Gum (many different versions exist)
Tribute To Bavaria
Winter Part 1
Fishing for Brian
In Blue
A Chimney Sweep's Day Off

Group outtakes-

March of the Blueberry Pumpkin
Stumps For Arms
Boatethoar
Lunar Tribal Rhythms
Labrynth
Clown Check
Clown Odyssey
Upon Graduating Recording School
Invisible Houseguests
Fall
Walking to Church on a Sunday Evening
Canon In D
Supernatural Gorilla

Outtakes From Bon Voyage:

Bryan Ward's outtakes-

Buried Alive Inside of a Horse
She Smiles Often
My Sentiments Exactly, Jonathan Sparrow

Bill Lyon's outtakes-

An Orphan Momentarily Forgets
Easter Raga For Two Guitars
My Grandfather's Cat's Eyes (And Other Gems From The Phillipines)
Springtime Outdoor Children's Library
Space Zoo
The Twilight Zone

Group outtakes-

Thank God We've Finally Done Something Together

Medical Patients At The Beach
The Ghost Of Somebody's Dad
Merry Christmas (Fuck You)

Outtakes from Kamikaze Lost In A Snowstorm:

Bryan Ward's outtakes-

I've Fallen in Love on a Pirate Ship, in the Jungle, at a Baseball Game, in the Wild West, in a Haunted House, in the Civil War, at a Royal Ball, in Outer Space, and on Christmas Eve

Bill Lyon's outtakes-

We Are In Pursuit Of A High Speed Motor Vehicle
It Would Mean Much More
How Are You, Michelle?
Snow And Honey

Brian Thomas's outtakes-

Three untitled instrumental tracks

Bill Lyon Hates You

An Acoustic Ep recorded by Bill Lyon sometime in near the beginning of summer, 1996. One of our finest outtakes!

The Sexual Pleasure of Vomiting/AKA "Shitty MIDI"

Recorded entirely on MIDI at Oak Forest High School in the first half of 1996, this project (initially a solo work by Bryan Ward, later including material by Bill Lyon and a few group and outside collaborations) was scheduled to be the follow up to Synchronized Dreaming.

However, it quickly developed into a catastophe of technical disasters, lack of time, and general confusion. Songs recorded include:

Shit 1
Shit 2
Beating The Elderly
Sex With The Dead
Jets Fucking
Dog Clock Filled With Birds
Die You Fucking Digital Elephant
The Christmas Letter
Children's Game Show Theme Song

Several of these songs appear on Posthumous Music Volume Three, A Billionaire's Travel Guide To The Bank in "Die You Fucking Digital Elephant."

The Great Depression

A concept album in three acts, this is Brian Thomas's solo record. Began with Bryan Ward and finished with Bill Lyon, this low-fi hippie circus for the damned was recorded in the aftermath of Synchronized Dreaming and released under the name James Thomas. As a follow up, a legendary "lost" jazz album had been recorded with Bryan Ward, but the sessions are now lost.

Live...But Better Off Dead

A very rare and intimate bootleg recording of one of The Seagreen Incorruptible's first performances ever for an audience of zero. In addition to the primitive and skeletal elements of what would evolve into Synchronized Dreaming, this recording features the only known recordings of many unknown embryonic songs including Chinese Garden Songs 1 & 2, along with the only two attempts at Supernatural Gorilla. This performance was recorded sometime in October 1995 in Oak Forest.

The Vaults is a constantly expanding collection of odd rock, aural mishaps, songs we couldn't get right, and musical creations not really worthy of serious consideration.

It is also an amusing (and sometimes shocking) showcase of just how fucked up we can get.

A song by song analysis of the outtakes of The Seagreen Incorruptible
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