The Seagreen Incorruptible
Hotel Coffin Assemblage:
Casablanca II, Back to the Future II, Ghostbusters II, Polynesian Hell Hole
Henry James wrote that Venice was best approached by sea.
That's somehow fitting since, like James, you may also die of a stroke while on board the Sorrow Boat.
Regrettably, there is only one line currently running, generally between 3:50 to 5:50 a.m.
To board, simply visit the main corpse stack and show the location of your hotel on a map.
NOTE: Do not forget to bring your rain coat, bug repellant and as many guns or blades as possible.
Check!
Amenities include natural surroundings, an array of birdlife and your name engraved on a cistern of victory polish.
We are proud to remind our guests that life preservers have never been or ever will be found on board the Sorrow Boat.
Routine emergency re-routing plan: After approx. 4 hours of riding in circles, we set camp along side the river.
In the afternoon we depart camp for the burial of whatever dead have accumulated nearby in the heart of the jungle.
After this unique and marvelous experience with the ruins and natural environment we return to camp for dinner.
**Optional Overnight River Camp may become mandatory without prior notice.**
As the Sorrow Boat drifts to its eventual grounding, the mournful strains of a small boy's song becomes audible and worrisome.
Shameful Discography
Home
Casablanca II, Back to the Future II, Ghostbusters II, Polynesian Hell Hole
Henry James wrote that Venice was best approached by sea.
That's somehow fitting since, like James, you may also die of a stroke while on board the Sorrow Boat.
Regrettably, there is only one line currently running, generally between 3:50 to 5:50 a.m.
To board, simply visit the main corpse stack and show the location of your hotel on a map.
NOTE: Do not forget to bring your rain coat, bug repellant and as many guns or blades as possible.
Check!
Amenities include natural surroundings, an array of birdlife and your name engraved on a cistern of victory polish.
We are proud to remind our guests that life preservers have never been or ever will be found on board the Sorrow Boat.
Routine emergency re-routing plan: After approx. 4 hours of riding in circles, we set camp along side the river.
In the afternoon we depart camp for the burial of whatever dead have accumulated nearby in the heart of the jungle.
After this unique and marvelous experience with the ruins and natural environment we return to camp for dinner.
**Optional Overnight River Camp may become mandatory without prior notice.**
As the Sorrow Boat drifts to its eventual grounding, the mournful strains of a small boy's song becomes audible and worrisome.
Shameful Discography
Home
Regrettably, there is only one line currently running, generally between 3:50 to 5:50 a.m.
To board, simply visit the main corpse stack and show the location of your hotel on a map.
NOTE: Do not forget to bring your rain coat, bug repellant and as many guns or blades as possible.
Check!
Amenities include natural surroundings, an array of birdlife and your name engraved on a cistern of victory polish.
We are proud to remind our guests that life preservers have never been or ever will be found on board the Sorrow Boat.
Routine emergency re-routing plan: After approx. 4 hours of riding in circles, we set camp along side the river.
In the afternoon we depart camp for the burial of whatever dead have accumulated nearby in the heart of the jungle.
After this unique and marvelous experience with the ruins and natural environment we return to camp for dinner.
**Optional Overnight River Camp may become mandatory without prior notice.**
As the Sorrow Boat drifts to its eventual grounding, the mournful strains of a small boy's song becomes audible and worrisome.
Shameful Discography
Home
In the afternoon we depart camp for the burial of whatever dead have accumulated nearby in the heart of the jungle.
After this unique and marvelous experience with the ruins and natural environment we return to camp for dinner.
As the Sorrow Boat drifts to its eventual grounding, the mournful strains of a small boy's song becomes audible and worrisome.
Shameful Discography
Home