Stuff:
X2 rocked! And so will the Matrix Reloaded!
Orion kicks Ass:
We�ve had some bad, or �sad� news all week, with Stone Cold and Miss Elizabeth, and now this.
Family Embarrassed By Way Son Died
SAN ANGELO, TX�The parents and siblings of Cris Aulter, 25, expressed deep shame and embarrassment Tuesday over his accidental death from autoerotic asphyxiation. "I cannot express how deeply mortified I am," said John Aulter, 52, the boy's father. "I mean, where in the world did Cris get the idea to suffocate himself while jerking off? How will I ever show my face around the office again?" Aulter said he plans to tell friends and coworkers that his son was hit by a car.
People are sorry for the Aulters during their stressful, emotional times. Stay strong. Stay strong.
MISTER. FRED ROGERS
I'm glad to see that I'm far from being the only one who loved Mr. Rogers. It hit me pretty hard (probably harder than most) when he died on February 27. Being from the same area of Pennsylvania, it's a big blow when someone, especially someone as nice as Mr. Rogers, passes away. I met him, no joke, 20 years ago, and he was so kind, that he made other kind people I knew look not so kind. I've run into him and conversed several times between then and now, but despite not actually being the best of friends with him, he was always a friend to me, and I always respected him.
Now that he's gone, the world is a sadder place. Mr. Rogers will forever be considered one of my best friends. If there's anyone that deserves to go to Heaven, it's him.
"Any man's death diminishes me." - John Doone
Goodbye Mr. Rogers. We all love you and you will be missed by everyone.
Here�s the Review For Real This Time.
Cold Opening:
I�m starting to like Chris�s Bush. He can act more serious than Will Ferrell can, at times. Otherwise, he doesn�t beat Ferrell at all. The clapping part was what made the sketch, but it was getting old at the end, that it was a good thing that Chris ended the thing.
Monologue:
Welcome to Saturday Night Live, Ashton. Also, goodbye SNL, because this season is almost over baby, and summer�s here! Even when people like myself have a career with a big time salary and no summer, it really doesn�t matter, because summer�s summer. In addition, when it isn�t nice outside, no one does anything anyway, which takes the season of summer, and turns the season of summer, back to, summer.
Cereal:
For a second, I thought that Ashton was playing the Count, until it sounded more like Jimmy.
Jarrett�s Room:
Jeff�s part was okay; otherwise, I could care less.
Madonna:
Isn�t it ironic that (despite Madonna today) we get brunette Amy instead of blonde Amy during her Madonna character? She was funny, and so was the age thing, but it should have stopped at 58.
Bad Cheaters:
I thought that this was funny. It�s not often that you see these types of sketches. Chris Parnell�s demeanor helped the sketch, as well as the fact that the cheaters tried for plan B and then high 5ved each other right in front of Chris.
Music:
Very Good.
Weekend Update:
Tracy�s part, and the Guy in the pencil suit saved this from bombing.
The Falconer:
I had a feeling that there would be a skit spin-off of this one of these days, and here it was. It was great stuff, especially at this time of the show.
Tracy Morgan:
I love these backstage segments; if these backstage segments got it�s own SNL movie, then people would actually see it. It�s not about the soda thing anymore, it�s just about Tracy being funny.
Crap:
Again, I wonder why Darrell was �forced� to stay on the show. He always wanted to leave and had his chance. If you need him for his impressions, then use him; he�s got a lot, and there�s so much going on in the news today that I�d rather see the impressions than Jimmy, Horatio, Rachel, and Maya. I�d love to see Darrell just walk out on his last sketch, in the middle of the sketch, on the last show, and then that�s the last we see of him on the show. That would be a great ending for him.
Music:
Very Good
50 Cent???:
I think this deserves points just for Tracy being one of the inmates (no surprise). You ain�t no 50 Cent. Then, when the executions were being moved up to that night, only then does Tracy try to get them to sing and perform.
Global Investments:
This even as a rerun, was very hilarious. �Even with the 9-11 attacks coming up� �I had the intention of killing you, but I�m admired with your honestly� �Thank you�
This show gets an F. Thanks to the musical performances and Global Investments, it almost got a D rating.
Here�s the Final Picture, people:
Cold: CHP
Mono: Host, MAR, CHP
Cereal: JIF, RAD, WLF
Jarrett�s Room: Host, JIF, SEM, HOS, JER
Madonna: SEM, AMP, FRA, ???
Bad Cheaters: Host, CHP, AMP, RAD, SEM
Music: Host, MG, 3 SG
WU: JIF, TIF, MAR, CHK, TRM, FRA, WLF
Falconer, The: Host, WIF
Tracy Morgan: Host, TRM, DEE
Crap: Host, AMP, FRA, TRM, DAH, MAR
Music: Host, MG, 3 SG
50 Cent???: Host, WLF, JIF, FRA, CHK, TRM
Global Investments: FRA, RAD, DEE, JIF, WLF, CHK, SEM, CHP, AMP, MAR
Ashton Kutcher: 9
FRA: 5
RAD: 3
DEE: 2
JIF: 5
TIF: 1
WLF: 5
DAH: 1
CHK: 3
SEM: 4
TRM: 4
CHP: 4
AMP: 4
JER: 1
MAR: 4
HOS: 1
50 Cent: 2
Special Guests: 6
WU Capacity: 7
Cold Opening: 1
Live From New York: CHP
That�s it. Bye.
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