St. LCW Volume 12: 3rd Taping Results
Reported by Dave Daniels
This week�s action was launched into full swing with a six-man tag encounter. The first participants to enter the ring were the team of; the current European champion Iron Man, the wacky Sinner and the reformed Grell. Their opponents in this Titanic tussle were reigning IC Champ Jason Sensation, C.R.A.P leader Cardinal Yeomans with his personal bodyguard Archbishop Hodgetts (the real religious background of this man is unknown) and the man from the out back of the new breed Iron Mike Wiseman.
Grell and Jason started out and early control was taken by the bigger guy. A �big toe� like manoeuvre enabled the dark one to make the first tag to the Mo Fo. A come back for the baddies looked on the cards when the Iron Giant almost levelled himself by inadvertently head butting a near by wall. Never the less outside interference from Grell prevented twenty-four carat from making the tag. Iron Man gained control once more and tagged in the third member of the team, West Bromwich Albion Football Club fan, Sinner.
However the wacky one couldn�t keep the IC champ down and Jason was quickly in the ascendancy and made the tag to Yeomans. The superior intellect of the Cardinal had devised a game plan, it was to isolate Sinner. This was achieved by a series of quick tags, which cut the ring in half, and led to a succession of near falls on Sinner. It was clear that the less popular team were all reading from the same page.
The plan had a flaw and when Sensation had a lapse in concentration Sinner managed to scurry away and make the tag to Iron Man. The arrival of the fan fave Mo Fo turned the tide in the match and it was Jason who was now isolated. Big Shaun then tagged in Gee-Rell, who landed a devastating leg drop from the top.
The resilient Intercontinental champ had some fuel left in the tank and when Sinner was tagged back in, managed to create some offence of his own, in the form of a suplex. Jason then went to town and tried to embarrass the jovial Sinner by making him tap to the figure-4. But before Sinner could think about giving in, an observant Grell had entered the ring and made the save.
This led to a Melee where Iron Man missed an elbow drop onto a table on Yeomans, and Grell missed a spear on Jason and managed to take out ref Chris. This allowed Wiseman to introduce a chair to the proceedings, which Sensation used to club Sinner in the head. Not only this, the dreaded Pedibomb from Jason was also landed on the chair cold cocking a hapless Sinner. As ref Chris crawled to the scene Yeomans removed the evidence and left ref Chris to count three for his team to seal victory.
The cheating of the baddies must have upset Grell and before the victors could leave he laid into Cardinal Yeomans and nailed his finisher the Sweet Dreams. Grell had won the battle but the baddies had won the war.
The second part of the night�s show was an interview with Commissioner Winnie Nobbe. The new look Winnie came out to his usual barrage of boos and hisses, took his place in the centre of the ring and prepared to speak.
The first business on the lardy ones mind was the recent absence of the newly oriental Randy Richter. Winston had taken a dislike to the martial arts master�s decision to not take part on his shows and decided the best action he could take was to sack him. However this left a gap in the card as Richter was booked in a world title match with champion Moriarty. Winnie had a plan though and stated that he had a replacement for Randy; the replacement would be the man who had given him the best financial incentive that evening. The man would be Dave Daniels.
He went on to say that after he had finished his prot�g� Thanatos had a match against C.R.A.P member Father Johnson. The main reason he was in the ring however, was to announce the up coming pay-per-view, which he has called Tides of Change, and to reveal the first two matches that he had booked. Firstly he declared that there would be a European Title Match, it is to be a four corners match and will feature newly crowned champ Iron Man. He will be defending against the criminal Se7en, the now less evil Grell, and unhappy New Breed follower, the German, Jurgen Frobe. The second match he had booked was an Intercontinental Title Match featuring champion Jason Sensation. He would be defending against ex-champ Hardcore Yorkie and ex-champ Dave Daniels.
�Fat Boy� hadn�t finished though and went on to tell the crowd of fans before him that he had something in store for his arch nemesis, the boy, Sam Van Dam at Tides of Change. On this the music of SVD hit and out came the whippet like tyke. Angered by the King Pins comments Sam dished out a verbal assault stating for the record, �I�ll always be a better man than you�. Winnie, like an elephant, never forgets and reminded Sam of their last encounter. The encounter in which Apocalypse Al Smith came to the aid of the small one as he was left in the ring �crying� after Nobbe�s devastating spinebuster. A fight ensued and Sam looked the better man DDTing Winnie only for Thanatos to come out and make the save. Thanatos and Winnie went to work on Sam who was almost the recipient of another spine buster. But as Winnie prepared �Food for the brain� blasted out over the not twinnie system and out came Mimmick Master. He attacked Thanatos as Winnie and Sam fought to the back. MMM put Thanatos down with the Mexicans very own �Mullet-Bomb�. He then started to speak, �oh dear oh dear� he had in his hand a contract for a match against some times brother some times enemy Thanatos at Tides of Change. The contract also stated that Mimmick would be allowed to have a mystery guest in his corner. Mimmick signed and left.
Out came Father Johnson and the muscle Archbishop Hodgetts. Johnson took advantage of a weakened Thanatos landing devastating moves such as a German Suplex and Fisherman Suplex. The Mexicans cardigan helped him get his come back as he choked the Daddy with the removed garment. However he couldn�t get the better of religion as he missed a moonsault, which left the way open for the Christians finisher the Holy Grail. 1-2-3 was counted and C.R.A.P left victorious, an angry Thanatos signed �the damn contract� and left a humbled man.
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