willyhaiku

Whacked Out Willy's Wacky World
                     of Writing
           by Whacked Out Willy

Topic-Haiku's

Hey kids! Ready to have some fun and learn at the same time? Whacked Out Willy here. Today I'm going to talk to you about Haiku's, a Japanese form of poetry. Haiku's have three lines: the first line has five syllables, the second has seven, and the third has five. Here, let me show you some of the pieces I wrote one day during my stay at the drug clinic.

Mountain Dew, weird ale
Name does not fit it, should be
Called Liquid Manure

Stupid President
Wouldn't know class if it had
Bit him in the ass

Are you whippersnappers starting to get it? Here a few more that will help it sink in.
Nicole Brown Simpson
Was murdered by Fred Goldman's
Creepy ass moustache

Halle Berry: Wow
Does hit-and-run, off scotfree
Bitch works, should be jailed

Al Gore does not work
In the world of politics
Teaches Jazzercise

Still lost? Ok, let's give these a gander

Drew Barrymore: Gee
Quite a change from teenage years
Whored herself for crack

Lincoln loved his wife
Wrote her a romantic song
"Do it in the butt"

Funnel cake, sweet treat
Cause of many a wet dream
And food boner's too

Now it's your turn! Write a haiku for me and send it to the site via the guestbook!
Well, I hope to see you soon. Hopefully I don't fall asleep again with that heroin needle stuck in my arm...
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