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| The World According to Larry King Continued... |
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| Nothing gets my heart palpitating like a rousing game of Jenga... A rousing game of Truth or Dare! Jenga can put me into cardiac arrest... Since when has it been considered racially insensitive for a white man to don blackface and attend NAACP meetings?... |
| Michael Jackson's return to basketball at his age is inspiration for us all, especially considering that he is a white man. Kudos to you, Mr. Jackson, kudos... This good ol' Brooklyn boy wants to be buried amidst a plethora of calzones...alive... |
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| Nothing left me slack-jawed quite like the roller coaster ride of a movie "Jimmy Neuton, Boy Genius", NOTHING!... |
| (above) Me slack-jawed after I attended the premiere screening of the roller coaster ride of a movie "Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius" uninvited... |
| And remember gang, for some bizarre reason it is considered a crime for a man to don a wig and lipstick to use WIC coupons at the supermarket... |
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| Until next time... |
| First two photos from IMDb.com and bottom from mugshots.org |