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| Freddy "Scoop" Jackson's Exclusive Fake Interview: J.D. Salinger |
| That's right, folks. I bagged myself a conversation with the reclusive literary great, J.D. Salinger! Using my cunning journalist-like techniques, I was able to speak with the genius hermitic face-to-face, one-on-one! Watch how my probing questions propel Salinger to reveal more about himself than he ever has in the past! Well, enjoy! |
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| Heeeeeeelllllllllllllllooooooooo Mr. Salinger! |
| Get the f*@k off my lawn! |
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| Did you undertstand what the f*@k I just said? |
| Gee, did Mr. Sour Puss get out of the wrong side of the bed this morning or what? |
| Going over someone's barb wire fence is known as f*@king tresspassing pal! |
| Please, let me ask you a few questions, for the sake of the millions and millions of your fans! |
| Mr. Salinger, for heaven's sa- |
| Eat f*@king banafish b#$tch! |
| Oh my God! You keep dead banafish in your pockets? Ow ow, they hurt! Fine, I'll leave! |
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| Damn f*@cking straight you will! |
| Boy was that interview an eye-opener! In my humble opinion, my interviewing skills are right up there with Walter Cronkite in his prime! This is just the beginning though, folks! There will be more groundbreaking Q & A's in the future! This is Freddy "Scoop" Jackson signing off for now! |
| Reporter photo courtesy of The Onion A.V. Club, Salinger photo courtesy of levity.com |