Sleeping Beauty rewritten by Anna Holmgren
Pairing: K/Du
Rating: [G]
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Once upon a time there lived a King and a Queen, who lacked but one thing on earth to make them entirely happy. The King was young, handsome, and wealthy; the Queen had a nature as good and gentle as her face was beautiful; and they adored one another, having married for love - which among kings and queens is not always the rule. Moreover, they reigned over a kingdom at peace, and their people were devoted to them. What more, then, could they possibly want?

Well, they wanted one thing very badly, and the lack of it grieved them more than words can tell. They had no child. Vows, pilgrimages, all ways were tried; yet for a long while nothing came of it all, and the poor Queen especially was in despair.

 At last, however, to her own and her husband´s inexpressible joy, she give birth to a daughter. As soon as the palace guns announced this event, the whole nation went wild with delight. Flags waved everywhere, bells were set pealing until the steeples rocked, crowds tossed up their hats and cheered, while the soldiers presented arms, and even strangers meeting in the street fell upon each other´s neck, exclaiming: “Our Queen has a daughter! Long live the little Princess!”

A name had now to be found for the royal babe; and the King and Queen, after talking over some scores of names, at length decided to call her Kira. The next business, of course, was to hold a christening. They agreed that it must be a magnificent one; and as a first step they invited all the Fairies they could find in the land to be godmothers to the Princess Kira; that each one of them might bring her a gift, as was the custom with Fairies in those days, and so she might have all the perfections imaginable. After making long inquiries, they managed to find only seven. But this again pleased them, because seven is a lucky number.

After the ceremonies of the christening, while the trumpeters sounded their fanfares and the guns boomed out again from the great tower, all the company returned to the Royal Palace to find a great feast arrayed. Seats of honour had been set for the seven Faeries, and before each was laid a dish of honour, with a dish-cover of solid gold, and beside the dish a spoon, a knife, and a fork, all of pure gold and all set with diamonds and rubies. But just as they were seating themselves at the table, to the dismay of every one there appeared in the door-way a Cardassian, dressed in black and leaning on a crutched stick. He growled to the guests in a terrible voice: “I am the Fairy Garak! Pray where are your King´s manners, that I have not been invited?”

He had in fact been overlooked; and this was not surprising, because he lived at the far end of the country, in a lonely tower set around by the forest. For fifty years he had never come out of this tower and every one believed him to be dead or enchanted.

The King, though he chose to accuse his manners, was in fact the politest of men. He hurried to express his regrets, led him to table with his own hand, and ordered a dish to be set for him; but with the best will in the world he could not give him a dish-cover such as the others had, because seven only had been made for the seven invited Fairies. The Fairy Garak received his excuses very ungraciously, while accepting a seat. It was plain that he had taken deep offence. One of the younger Fairies, Damar by name, who sat by, overheard him mumbling threats between his teeth; and fearing he might bestow some unlucky gift upon the little Princess, went as soon as he rose from table and hid himself close by the cradle, behind the tapestry, that he might have the last word and undo, so far as he could, what evil the Fairy Garak might have in his mind.

He had scarcely concealed himself before the other Fairies began to advance, one by one, to bestow their gifts on the Princess. The youngest promised her that she should be the most beautiful creature in the world; the next, that she should have the wit of an angel; the third, a marvellous grace in all her ways; the fourth, that she should dance to perfection; the fifth, that she should sing like a nightingale; the sixth, that she should play exquisitely on all instruments of music.

Now came the turn of the Fairy Garak. He bent over the cradle and shook his crutched staff above the head of the pretty babe, who slept on sweetly, too young and too innocent as yet to dream of any such thing as mischief in this world. “This is my gift to you, Princess Kira,” he announced in a croaking voice. “I promise that one day you shall pierce your hand with a spindle, and on that day you shall surely die!”

At these terrible words the poor Queen fell back fainting into her husband´s arms. A trembling seized the whole Court; the ladies were in tears, and the younger lords and knights were calling out to seize and burn the wicked witch, when the young Fairy stepped forth from behind the tapestry, and passing by Garak, who stood scornful in the midst of this outcry, he thus addressed their Majesties:- “Take comfort, O King and Queen: your daughter shall not die thus. It is true, I have not the power wholly to undo what this elder of mine has done. The Princess must indeed pierce her hand with a spindle; but, instead of dying, she shall only fall into a deep slumber that shall last for many, many years, at the end of which a King´s son shall come and awake her. Whenever this misfortune happens to your little Kira, do not doubt that I, the Fairy Damar, shall get news of it and come at once to render what help I may.”

The King, while declaring himself infinitely obliged to the good Fairy Damar, could not help feeling that his was but cold comfort at the best. He gave orders to close the christening festivities at once, although the Fairy Garak, their spoil-joy, had already taken his departure; passing unharmed through the crowd of folk, every one of whom wished him ill, and riding away-it was generally agreed-upon a broomstick.

To satisfy the King´s faithful subjects, however, who were unaware of any misadventure, the palace fireworks were duly let off, with a grand set-piece wishing Long Life to the Princess Kira! in all the colours of the rainbow. But His Majesty, after bowing from the balcony amid the banging of rockets and hissing of Catherine wheels, retired to a private room with his Chamberlain, and there, still amid the noise of explosions and cheering, drew up the first harsh proclamation of his reign. It forbade every one, on pain of death, to use a spindle in spinning or even to have a spindle in his house. Heralds took copies of this proclamation and marched through the land reading it, to the sound of trumpets from every market-place: and it gravely puzzled and distressed all who listened, for their women folk prided themselves on their linen. Its fineness was a byword throughout the neighbouring kingdoms, and they knew themselves to be famous for it. “But what sort of linen,” said they, “would His Majesty have us spin without spindles?”

They had a great affection, however (as we have seen), for their monarch; and for fifteen or sixteen years all the spinning-wheels were silent throughout the land. The little Princess Kira grew up without ever having seen one. But one day - the King and Queen being absent at one of their country houses - she gave her governess the slip, and running at will through the palace and upstairs from one chamber to another, she came at length to a turret with a winding staircase, from the top of which a strange whirring sound attracted her and seemed to invite her to climb. As she mounted after the sound, on a sudden it ceased; but still she followed the stairs and came, at the very top, to an open door through which she looked in upon a small garret where sat an honest old woman alone, winding her distaff. The good soul had never, in sixteen years, heard of the King´s prohibition against spindles; and this is just the sort of thing that happens in palaces.

“What are you doing, goody?” asked the Princess.

“I am spinning, pretty one,” answered the old woman, who did not know who she was.

“Spinning? What is that?”

“I wonder sometimes,” said the old woman, “what the world is coming to, in these days!” And that, of course, was natural enough, and might occur to anybody after living so long as she had lived in a garret on the top of a tower. “Spinning,” she said wisely, “is spinning, or was; and, gentle or simple, no one is fit to keep house until she has learnt to spin.”

“But how pretty it is!” said the Princess. “How do you do it? Give it to me and let me see if I can do so well.”

She had no sooner grasped the spindle-she was over-eager perhaps, or just a little bit clumsy, or maybe the fairy decree had so ordained it-than it pierced her hand and she dropped down in a swoon.

The old trot in a flurry ran to the head of the stairs and called for help. There was no bell rope, and, her voice being weak with age and her turret in the remotest corner of the palace, it was long before any one heard her in the servants´ hall. The servants, too, in the absence of the King and Queen, were playing cards, and could not be interrupted by anybody until their game was finished. Then they sat down and discussed whose business it was to attend on a call from that particular turret; and this again proved to be a nice point, since nobody could remember having been summoned thither, and all were against setting up a precedent (as they called it). In the end they decided to send up the lowest of the junior page-boys. But he had a weakness which he somehow forgot to mention-that of fainting at the sight of blood. So when he reached the garret and fainted, the old woman had to begin screaming over again.

This time they sent up a scullery maid; who, being good-natured and unused to the ways of the palace, made the best haste she could to the garret, whence presently she returned with the terrible news. The servants, who had gone back to their game, now dropped their cards and came running. All the household, in fact, came pouring up the turret stairs; the palace physicians themselves crowding in such numbers that the poor Princess Kira would have been hard put to it for fresh air could fresh air have restored her. They dashed water on her face, unlaced her, slapped her hands, tickled the soles of her feet, burned feathers under her nose, but nothing would bring her to.

Meanwhile, a messenger had ridden off posthaste with the tidings, and while the doctors were still consulting and shaking their heads the King himself came galloping home to the palace. In the midst of his grief he bethought him of what the Fairies had foretold; and being persuaded that, since they had said it, this was fated to happen, he blamed no one but gave orders to carry Princess Kira to the finest apartment in the palace, and there lay her on a bed embroidered with gold and silver.

At sight of her, she was so lovely, you might well have supposed that some bright being of the skies had floated down to earth and there dropped asleep after her long journey. For her swoon had not taken away the warm tints of her complexion: her cheeks were like carnations, her lips like coral: and though her eyes were closed and the long lashes would not lift, her soft breathing told that she was not dead. The King commanded them all to leave her and let her sleep in peace until the hour of her awakening should arrive.

Now when the accident befell our Princess the good Fairy Damar, who had saved her life, happened to be in the Kingdom of Cardassia, twelve thousand leagues away; but news of it was brought to him in an incredibly short space of time. He set off at once to the help of his beloved goddaughter, and behold in an hour this good Fairy arrived at the palace, in a fiery chariot drawn by dragons.

Our King met him and handed him down from the chariot. He approved of all that he had done; but, greatly foreseeing as he was, he bethought him that, as all mortals perish within a hundred years or so, when the time came for the Princess to awake she would be distressed at finding herself orphaned and alone in this old castle.

So this is what he did. He touched with his wand everything and everybody in the palace: the King, the Queen; the ministers and privy councillors; the archbishop (who was the Grand Almoner), the bishops and the minor clergy; the maids-of-honour, ladies of the bedchamber, governesses, gentlemen-in-waiting, equerries, heralds, physicians, officers, masters of the household, cooks, scullions, lackeys, guards, Switzers, pages, footmen. He touched the Princess´s tutors and the Court professors in the midst of their deep studies. He touched likewise all the horses in the stables, with the grooms; the huge mastiffs in the yard; even Tiny, the Princess´s little pet dog, and Fluff, her black-and-white cat, that lay coiled on a cushion by her bedside.

The instant the Fairy Damar touched them they all fell asleep, not to awake until the same moment as their mistress, that all might be ready to wait on her when she needed them. The very spits at the fire went to sleep, loaded as they were with partridges and pheasants; and the fire went to sleep too. All this was done in a moment: the Fairies were never long about their business in those days.

But it so happened that one of the King´s councillors, the Minister of Marine (his office dated from a previous reign when the kingdom had hoped to conquer and acquire a seaboard) had overslept himself that morning and came late to the palace without any knowledge of what had befallen. He felt no great fear that his unpunctuality would be remarked, the King (as he supposed) being absent in the country; nevertheless he took the precaution of letting himself in by a small postern door and so missed being observed by the Fairy Damar and touched by his wand. Entering his office, and perceiving that his under-secretary (usually so brisk) and all his clerks rested their heads on their desks in attitudes of sleep, he drew the conclusion that something had happened, for he was an excellent judge of natural slumber. The farther he penetrated into the palace, the stronger his suspicions became. He withdrew on tiptoe. Though by nature and habit a lazy man, he was capable of sudden decision, and returning to his home he caused notices to be posted up, forbidding any one to approach the castle, the inmates of which were suffering from an Eastern but temporary affliction known as the Sleeping Sickness.

These notices were unnecessary, for within a few hours there grew up, all around the park, such a number of trees of all sizes, and such a tangle of briars and undergrowth, that neither beast nor man could find a passage. They grew until nothing but the tops of the castle towers could be seen, and these only from a good way off. There was no mistake about it: the Fairy had done his work well, and the Princess might sleep with no fear of visits from the inquisitive.

One day, many, many years afterwards, the incomparable young Prince Dukat happened to ride a-hunting on that side of the country which lay next to the tangled forest, and asked:

“What were those towers he saw pushing up above the midst of a great thick wood?”

They all answered him as they heard tell. Some said it was an old castle haunted by ghosts. Others, that all the wizards and witches of the country met there to keep Sabbath. The most general opinion was that an Ogre dwelt there, and that he carried off thither all the children he could catch, to eat them at his ease. No one could follow him, for he alone knew how to find a passage through the briars and brambles. The Prince could not tell which to believe of all these informants, for all gave their versions with equal confidence, as commonly happens with those who talk on matters of which they can know nothing for certain. He was turning from one to another in perplexity, when a peasant spoke up and said:-

“Your Highness, long ago I heard my father tell that there was in yonder castle a Princess, the most beautiful that ever man saw; that she must lie asleep there for many, many years; and that one day she will be awakened by a King´s son, for whom she was destined.”

At these words Prince Dukat felt himself a-fire. He believed, without weighing it, that he could accomplish this fine adventure; and spurred on by love and ambition, he resolved to explore then and there and discover the truth for himself.

Leaping down from his horse he started to run towards the wood, and had almost reached the edge of it before the attendant courtiers guessed his design. They called to him to come back, but he ran on, and was about to fling himself boldly into the undergrowth, when as by magic all the great trees, the shrubs, the creepers, the ivies, briars and brambles, unlaced themselves of their own accord and drew aside to let him pass. He found himself within a long glade or avenue, at the end of which glimmered the walls of an old castle; and towards this he strode. It surprised him somewhat that none of his attendants were following him; the reason being that as soon as he had passed through it, the undergrowth drew close as ever again. He heard their voices, fainter and fainter behind him, beyond the barrier, calling, beseeching him, to desist. But he held on his way without one backward look. He was a Prince, and therefore valiant.

He came to the castle, and pushing aside the ivies that hung like a curtain over the gateway, entered a wide outer court and stood still for a moment, holding his breath, while his eyes travelled over a scene that might well have frozen them with terror. The court was silent, dreadfully silent; yet it was by no means empty. On all hands lay straight, stiff bodies of men and beasts, seemingly all dead. Nevertheless, as he continued to gaze, his courage returned; for the pimpled noses and ruddy faces of the Switzers told him that they were no worse than asleep; and their cups, which yet held a few heeltaps of wine, proved that they had fallen asleep over a drinking-bout.

He stepped by them and passed across a second great court paved with marble; he mounted a broad flight of marble steps leading to the main doorway; he entered a guardroom, just within the doorway, where the guards stood in rank with shouldered muskets, every man of them asleep and snoring his best. He made his way through a number of rooms filled with ladies and gentlemen, some standing, others sitting, but all asleep. He drew aside a heavy purple curtain, and once more held his breath; for he was looking into the great Hall of State where, at a long table, sat and slumbered the King with his Council. The Lord Chancellor slept in the act of dipping pen into inkpot; the Archbishop in the act of taking snuff; and between the spectacles on the Archbishop´s nose and the spectacles on the Lord Chancellor´s a spider had spun a beautiful web.

Prince Dukat tiptoed very carefully past these august sleepers and, leaving the hall by another door, came to the foot of the grand staircase. Up this, too, he went; wandered along a corridor to his right, and, stopping by hazard at one of the many doors, opened it and looked into a bath-room lined with mirrors and having in its midst, sunk in the floor, a huge round basin of whitest porcelain wherein a spring of water bubbled deliciously. Three steps led down to the bath, and at the head of them stood a couch, with towels, and court-suit laid ready, exquisitely embroidered and complete to the daintiest of lace ruffles and the most delicate of body linen.

Then Prince Dukat bethought him that he had ridden far before ever coming to the wood; and the mirrors told him that he was also somewhat travel-stained from his passage through it. So, having by this time learnt to accept any new wonder without question, he undressed himself and took a bath, which he thoroughly enjoyed. Nor was he altogether astonished, when he tried on the clothes, to find that they fitted him perfectly. Even the rosetted shoes of satin might have been made to his measure.

Having arrayed himself thus hardily, he resumed his quest along the corridor. The very next door he tried opened on a chamber all panelled with white and gold; and there, on a bed the curtains of which were drawn wide, he beheld the loveliest vision he had ever seen: a Princess, and of a beauty so brilliant that he could not have believed this world held the like.

But she lay still, so still … Prince Dukat drew near, trembling and wondering, and sank on his knees beside her. Still she lay, scarcely seeming to breathe, and he bent and touched with his lips the little hand that rested, light as a roseleaf, on the coverlet…

With that, as the long spell of her enchantment came to an end, the Princess awaked; and looking at him with eyes more tender than a first sight of him might seem to excuse:-

“Is it you, my Prince?” she said. “You have been a long while coming!”

The Prince, charmed by these words, and still more by the manner in which they were spoken, knew not how to find words for the bliss in his heart. He assured her that he loved her better than his own self. Their speech after this was not very coherent; they gazed at one another for longer stretches than they talked; but if eloquence lacked, there was plenty of love. He, to be sure, showed the more embarrassment; and no need to wonder at this - she had had time to think over what to say to him; for I hold it not unlikely (though the story does not say anything of this) that the good Fairy Damar had taken care to amuse her, during her long sleep, with some pleasurable dreams. In short, the Princess Kira and the Prince Dukat conversed for four hours, and still without saying the half they had to say.

Meanwhile all the palace had awaked with the Princess. In the Council Chamber the King opened his eyes and requested the Lord Chancellor to read that last sentence of his over again a little more distinctly. The Lord Chancellor, dipping his quill into the dry inkpot, asked the Archbishop in a whisper how many t´s there were in “regrettable.” The Archbishop, taking a pinch of snuff that had long ago turned to dust, answered with a terrific sneeze, which again was drowned by the striking of all the clocks in the palace, as they started frantically to make up for lost time. Dogs barked, doors banged; the Princess´s parrot screamed in his cage and was answered by the peacocks squawking from the terrace; amid which hubbub the Minister for Agriculture, forgetting his manners, made a trumpet of his hands and bawled across the table, begging His Majesty to adjourn for dinner. In short, every one´s first thought was of his own business; and, as they were not all in love, they were ready to die with hunger.

Even the Queen, who had dropped asleep while discussing with her maids-of-honour the shade of mourning which most properly expressed regret for royal personages in a trance, lost her patience at length, and sent one of her attendants with word that she, for her part, was keen-set for something to eat, and that in her young days it had been customary for young ladies released from enchantment to accept the congratulations of their parents without loss of time. The Prince Dukat, by this message recalled to his devoirs, helped the Princess to rise. She was completely dressed, and very magnificently too.

Taking his beloved Princess Kira by the hand, he led her to her parents, who embraced her passionately and-their first transports over-turned to welcome him as a son, being charmed (quite apart from their gratitude) by the gallantry of his address. They passed into a great dining- room lined with mirrors, where they supped and were served by the royal attendants. Violins and hautboys discoursed music that was ancient indeed, but excellent, and the meal was scarcely concluded before the company enjoyed a very pleasant surprise.

Prince Dukat, having no eyes but for his love, might be excused if he forgot that his attendants must, long before now, have carried home their report, and that his parents would be in deep distress, wondering what had become of him. But the King, the Princess´s father, had a truly royal habit of remembering details, especially when it concerned setting folks at their ease. Before dinner he had dispatched a messenger to carry word to Prince Dukat´s father, that his son was safe, and to acquaint him briefly with what had befallen. The messenger, riding through the undergrowth - which now obligingly parted before him as it had, a while ago, to admit the Prince - and arriving at the out-skirts of the wood, found there a search-party vainly endeavouring to break through the barrier, with the Prince´s aged father standing by and exhorting them in person, to whom he delivered his message. Trembling with relief - for he truly supposed his son to be lost beyond recall - the old man entreated the messenger to turn back and escort him. So he arrived, and was ushered into the hall.

The situation, to be sure, was delicate. But when these two kings, both so well meaning, had met and exchanged courtesies, and the one had raised the other by the hand to a place on the dais beside him, already and without speech they had almost accorded.

“I am an old man,” said the Prince´s father; “I have reigned long enough for my satisfaction, and now care for little in life but to see my son happy.”

“I think I can promise you that,” said the Princess´s father, smiling, with a glance at the two lovers.

“I am old enough, at any rate, to have done with ambitions,” said the one.

“And I,” said the other, “have dreamed long enough, at any rate, to despise them. What matters ruling to either of us two, while we see your son and my daughter reigning together?”

So it was agreed, then and there; and after supper, without loss of time, the Archbishop married the Prince Dukat and the Princess Kira in the chapel of the Castle. The two Kings and the Princess´s mother saw them to their chamber, and the first maid-of-honour drew the curtain. They slept little - the Princess had no occasion; but the Prince next morning led his bride back to the city, where they were acclaimed by the populace and lived happy ever after, reigning in prosperity and honour.