| 10. | You don't charge $3.99 a minute when we talk on the phone. |
| 9. | We're not related. |
| 8. | You're always ready when I honk. |
| 7. | You know the real me and still like me anyway. |
| 6. | You're like the yellow pages; You let your fingers do the walking. |
| 5. | Two Words: CUTE BUTT. |
| 4. | I'm to lazy to look for someone else. |
| 3. | You've seen me buck naked and still like me. |
| 2. | You never call out anyone else's name. |
| 1. | and the number one reason... If I were an olympic judge you'd score a perfect 10. |