I'm so good at cricket I'm going to record my awesome cricket stats.
Batting
Average: 0.000007
High score: 4 (they were actually byes but I claim then as mine since I had to jump out of the way of the ball)
Bowling
Average: 36
Wickets: 0 (although I've come close a few times in the nets with no batsmen).
Fielding
76 attempted catches. 76 dropped.
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