Im going to go on about nothing in dis story ok one day there was a moose who ate a crumb that was on the floor in the store so the store person said that would be $100 dollars but the moose only has 2 cents. So the store guy was going to call the other store guy so the moose ran to London and he got a girlfriend there when the moose got home from work and he said :my  girlfriend gave me an apple my girlfriend  gave me a pear my girlfriend gave me a kiss on the lips and she threw me down the stairs I gave her back her apple I gave her back her pear i gave her back her kiss on the lips and i threw her down the stairs i threw her over china i threw her over France i threw her over the USA and she lost her underpants! My sister went to china my sister went to france my sister went to the USA and she found her underpants! Then her underpants blew away and got caught on a turban but the guy did not know. He was about to go to on a train so she ran and then the train came and he went on she missed the train but she new that it was going to London where Mr. Moose was. So when the train came back she went on it and went to London it took her 5 years to find the underpants and finally she found them. The moose was then dead and she was very sad. All that was left was the underpants of Ms. Moose. And then he then decomposed in the sand and became a fossil she treasured that fossil until she was 20 then died of old age. And I now have 2 fossils of them 2 that died and now I think I should die cause this story is so boring I shouldn't be writing it but I am… so *stab* BYE BYE (how can u say bye if your dead?) Shut up THE END!!