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An intelect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Their sewing machine is out of thread.

Antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Receiver is off the hook.

Proof that evolution can go backwards.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Skylight leaks a little.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Slinky's kinked.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

Several ants short of a picknic.

A few fruitloops short of a bowl.

A few camels short of a caravan.

As smart as any other criminal.

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