| JESUS WAS MEXICAN: 1. His name was Jesus 2. He was bilingual 3. He was always getting harassed by the authorities But there was proof that... JESUS WAS BLACK: 1. He called everyone "brother" 2. He liked Gospel 3. He couldn't get a fair trial But there was proof that... JESUS WAS JEWISH: 1. He went into his Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God. But there was proof that... JESUS WAS ITALIAN: 1. He talked with his hands 2. He had wine with every meal 3. He used olive oil But there was proof that... JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN: 1. He never cut his hair 2. He walked around barefoot 3. He started his own religion But there was proof that... JESUS WAS IRISH: 1. He never got married 2. He was always telling stories 3. He loved green pastures But the most compelling evidence was that... JESUS WAS A WOMAN: 1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. Even when he was DEAD, he had to get up because there was more work to do. Gender Wars Humor Main Page Email Me |