| A Guide for Men Dealing with Hormonal Women Every Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to take his own life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in that color. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. DANGEROUS: Whad did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved seeing you in that bathrobe. And remember: The definition of PMS is "Pack My Suitcase." Gender Wars Humor Main Page Email Me |