A Guide for Men Dealing with Hormonal Women

Every Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to take his own life in his hands.  This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in that color.
SAFEST: Wow!  Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Whad did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved seeing you in that bathrobe.

And remember: The definition of PMS is "Pack My Suitcase."


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