Our advertising professor frequently stressed the importance of free publicity. One day a dirty delivery van pulled on to campus. Apparently our lesson that day hadn't gone unheeded. A student had scrawled "1987 Suzuki 750 for sale, $1,000. Call 555-8439, 6 to 9 pm." Not only did he receive an A in the course, he also sold the bike.
-------------------------
What's Your Degree?
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Art degree asks, "Would you like fries with that?"
------------------------
Engineering Students
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where'd you get your new bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when this beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"
The second engineer nodded approvingly. "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
------------------------
Two undergraduates are studying for their biology final when another friend invites them to a party. Even though their final exam is the next morning, they decide to goof off anyway. The next morning, both are woefully unprepared for the test and come up with a wonderful excuse about why they can't take it. They tell their instructor that they couldn't study for the test the night before because, on their way back from vising their parents, they had a tire blow out. They had to walk 3 miles to find a pay phone and it took another hour for the tow truck to arrive.
The profissor kindly agreed to let them take the test the following day so that they would have time to prepare. The guys crammed all night and walked in the next morning feeling confident. They weren't even worried when the instructor told them they would have to take the test in separate rooms to avoid the possibility of cheating. They didn't feel so good when they saw the two-question test...
(1 point) What is the function of a nucleus?
(99 points) Which tire?
------------------------
A high school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast over his torso. He bought shirts large enough to fit over the cast and no one could tell that he was wearing it. At school, he was assigned to the toughest class, the one full of nothing but discipline problems.
On the first day of class, he opened the window as wide as possible and busied himeslf with paperwork. When a strong breeze kept causing his tie to flap, he took out the stapler and stapled it to his chest.
He had no problems with discipline that term.
