Me: (Turn car to reverse..look...no cars...take foot off brake..WAIT! Look in mirror again.) There's Jose Valentin! I almost ran him over with my car!
Teehee!
By Me
Chicago has two teams:
One is a scream;
The other is a dream.
Nooooooow to meet the Sox!
Mark Buehrle is a fox,
Maggs is tops,
And Royce Clayton is a shortstop.
Aaron Rowand plays center,
Carlos Lee says "Left is better,"
And Jose Valentin is a switch batter.
Antonio Osuna is our closer,
Danny Wright is not the loser,
Here comes Damaso; he'll save us!
Oh no! Sandy, Ray, Bobby, and Kenny got on the wrong bus!
Rocky Biddle says to the batter "I'm the boss."
And Tony Graffanino tells the Twinkies "You get the loss."
Watch out! Here's Frank: the Big Hurt.
Keith Foulke strikes out Bert (wait...who's Bert?...*shrug*...anyway)
Matt Ginter throws a killer curve
Here comes Jim Parque with a slurve.
Jon Garland is REALLY tall.
Yes! Joe Crede runs and catches the ball!
Josh Paul asks for a pitch
Mike Porzio says "That's a cinch!"
Holy Cow! Mark Johnson hits one out of the park!
Jeff Liefer likes to play when it's dark
Gary Glover makes the save
Kelly Wunsch's pitching style is my fave
Willie Harris makes the double play
Paulee's game winning homer makes his day!
Todd Ritchie is disabled
For that reason he is not labeled.
And there you have it
Those are my guys
Go to their game
It'll be a great buy!