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April 2006 - Round 3
Puzzle 7:
Maths (1 correct, 0 incorrect):
What is the integral of f(x)dx from a to b, where f(x) = cos x, a = (4!+3!)/30 � [(2^0)(0!)], b = A/r^2, and A = area of a circle?
0

Song (1 correct, 0 incorrect):
The Cyrkle "Red Rubber Ball"
And I think it's gonna be alright/Yeah, the worst is over now/The morning sun is shining like a red rubber ball


Trivia (1 correct, 0 incorrect):
0101011101101000011000010111010000100000011000
1101101111011011000110111101110010001000000110
1001011100110010000001100001001000000110001001
1000010110111001100001011011100110000100111111

Yellow



Puzzle 6:
Engrish (1 correct, 0 incorrect):
Taking a cue from the crew while standing in the queue for Avenue Q, I spit out my chew; but then the baby�s coo gave me a clue for the coup. (The extra "for" was after a line break, somewhere most people wouldn't notice it.)
Taking a cue from the crew while standing in the queue for for Avenue Q, I spit out my chew; but then the baby�s coo gave me a clue for the coup. (1)


Maths (1 correct, 0 incorrect):
f(x) = x^2 - 3x + 2 - 1/x
What is the integral of f(x) from 0 to 1? (Round answer to second decimal place.)

Undefined


Song (1 correct, 0 incorrect):

Foo Fighters "Everlong"
And I wonder when I sit alone with you/If everything could ever be this real forever/If aanything could ever be this good again



Puzzle 5:
Engrish (2 correct, 2 incorrect):
There, there. Don't worry, they're there in their room.
Their, their. Do�nt wurry, their there in they�re rooom. (7)


Equation (2 correct, 0 incorrect):
6 = Geese a-Laying


Song (0 correct, 0 incorrect):
Billy Joel "We Didn't Start the Fire"
We didin't start the fire/No we didn't light it, but we're trying to fight it



Puzzle 4:
Engrish (2 correct, 0 incorrect):
I initially thought it stupid; but when she started telling me about her clique, it really piqued my interest.
I initially thought it stupid; but when she started telling me about her click, it really peaked my interest. (2)


Equation (1 correct, 0 incorrect):
1024 = Bytes in a Kilobyte (or Megabytes in a Gigabyte)


Trivia (1 correct, 0 incorrect):
What is the name of the dog of the lead guitarist of the Smashing Pumpkins?
Bugg Superstar



Puzzle 3:

Engrish (2 correct, 0 incorrect):
The two scientists wrote a report saying that the data suggest Tom Cruise has herpes.
The two scientists wrote a report saying that the data suggests Tom Cruise has herpes. (1)


Maths (1 correct, 0 incorrect):
e^(pi*i) = ?
-1

Pattern (0 correct, 0 incorrect):
F A R K I Q E J N _ _
10 D
[Starting with the F, every other letter spells "friend." Starting with the A, every other letter is a playing card in descending order. I know, having a 10 as one character is cheap.]



Puzzle 2:
Engrish (1 correct, 0 incorrect):
His alibi just doesn't jibe with what the witness alleges.
His aliby just does�nt jive with what the witness alledges. (4)

Equation (1 correct, 0 incorrect):
9 = Innings in a Baseball Game

Gibberish (0 correct, 0 incorrect):
Britney Spears "Oops! I Did It Again"
Who spied? Didn�t the hen?
Taipei, miff Lothar.
Bought Austin a drain.
Yo, Cheney lady.



Puzzle 1:
Equation (1 correct, 2 incorrect) :
50 = Ways to Leave Your Lover

Maths (3 correct, 0 incorrect) :
What is the 75484th derivative of f(x) = sin(x)?
sin(x)

Song (1 correct, 0 incorrect):
Faith Hill "This Kiss"
It's the way you love me/It's a feeling like this/It's centripetal motion/It's perpetual bliss/It's that pivotal moment/It's, ah, impossible/This  kiss, this kiss!/Unstoppable/This kiss, this kiss!



March 2006 - Round 2 - Winner: Nobody
Puzzle 1 (0 correct, 0 incorrect):
Weezer "Buddy Holly"
Scooby Doo pilot pus eye cub denari/No go grandeur very fine Lenore
Hint: I was in the video for this song, Young Grasshopper.



January 2006 - Round 1 - Winner: Nicole

Puzzle 1 (5 correct, 0 incorrect):
Third Eye Blind "Semi-Charmed Life"
And I want something else/to get me through this/semi-charmed kind of life
(There was a question asked about the "A", but it's there at the very beginning of the last chorus, albeit quietly. That's not an important part, though.)
Hint: The girlfriend of the person that sings this would walk a thousand miles to see him.


Puzzle 2 (4 correct, 0 incorrect):
Garbage "Queer"
The queerest of the queer/The strangest of the strange/The coldest of the cool/The lamest of the lame

Hint: The singer? No, she's not related to Marilyn

Puzzle 3 (5 correct, 0 incorrect):
Nine Days "Absolutely"
This is the story of a girl/who cried a river and drowned the whole world/and* while she looks so sad in photographs/I absolutely love her/when she smiles
(*This was disputed as a "b." In the first few choruses it is a "b," but in the last couple it's an "a." Either way, it's moot.)

Hint: This tale is NOT about a boy.

Round 1, Puzzle 4 (3 correct, 0 incorrect):
Kelly Clarkson "Because of You"
Because of you I never stray too far from the sidewalk/Because of you I learned to play on the safe side so I don't get hurt

Hint: She was a winner a few years ago.

Round 1, Puzzle 5 (3 correct, 0 incorrect):
Bonnie Tyler "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Once upon a time I was falling in love/but now I'm only falling apart/There's nothing I can do/a total eclipse of the heart

Hint: It's not lunar or solar.

Round 1, Puzzle 6 (1 correct, 0 incorrect):
Hoobastank "Crawling in the Dark"
Is there something more than what I've been handed?/I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer

Hint: Where'd that word come from? Someone's middle name? A type of butterfly?

Round 1, Puzzle 7 (2 correct, 0 incorrect):
Bloodhound Gang "Why Is Everybody Always Picking on Me?"
Why is everybody always picking on me? /Cuz you wore velour* flairs until the late eighties/Why is everybody always picking on me?/Cuz you run like a girl and you sit down to pee.
(*I mistakenly had this as a "b." )

Hint: A group of dogs sings this.

Round 1, Puzzle 8 (1 correct, 0 incorrect):
Spacehog "In the Meantime"
We love the all the all of you/Our lands are green and skies are blue/When all in all we're just like you/We love the all of you
Hint: Not only is the singer's spouse famous in her own right, but she's the daughter and the wife of a rock star, though her father is much more famous than her husband.

Round 1, Puzzle 9 (0 correct, 0 incorrect) :-( :
Hootie and the Blowfish "I Will Wait"
I'll be there waiting for you/in the morning when times have changed/I'll be there through the lies and all
Hint: Of the two nicknames in the name of this band, neither belongs to a member of the band.

Round 1, Puzzle 10 (1 correct, 0 incorrect):
Beck "Loser"
Soy un perdedor/I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?
Hint: Italics denote a foreign language.

Round 1, Puzzle 12 (2 correct, 0 incorrect):
Better than Ezra "Desperately Wanting"
I remember running through the wet grass/falling a step behind/both of us never tiring, desperately wanting

Hint: They may not be the best, but they are at least ___ ___ ___.

Round 1, Puzzle 12 (0 correct, 0 incorrect):
Jimmy Eat World "Sweetness"
I was spinning free (whooooooooa)
with a little sweet and simple numbing me
Stumble til you crawl (whooooooooa)
Sinking into sweet uncertainty

Hint: (What Joey Lawrence saaaaaaaaaaaaaaays)
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