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Welcome to Assorted Online
This site is dedicated to the surrealistic goings-on of my imagination and the worlds that exist in it. Enjoy your experiences while you explore this site, and some of the different dimensions within...
Last Update: 12/10/02
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What is there to see on Assorted Online? Most of what I do is write stories--almost all unfinished. That's certainly not all I do, however. See for yourself! Your choices are below.
Most of what I do on this site is post my written works. The majority are unfinished, but I'm always open for suggestions. Enjoy your reading! The collection is small, but I'm working on expanding it. It includes stuff I've drawn for fun, as well as for class. Here are links to some of my friends' sites and favorite pages. Because everyone asks me around Christmas or my birthday what exactly I want, here is a comprehensive list. Realize not all of it was meant to be taken seriously, and it is up here just as much for the humor of it as for any other reason. I absolutely cannot make any guarantees about how often I'll be updating this site because of my somewhat scarce internet time, but I'll try my best...
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