| Beatrice |
| The Bad Beginning To Beatrice- Darling, Dearest, Dead. The Reptile Room For Beatrice- My love for you shall live forever, You, however, did not. The Wide Window For Beatrice- I would much prefer it if you were alive and well. The Miserable Mill To Beatrice- My love flew like a butterfly, Until death swooped down like a bat, As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said, That's the end of that. The Austere Academy For Beatrice- You will always be in my heart, In my mind, and in you grave. The Ersatz Elevator For Beatrice- When we met my life began, Soon afterwards, yours ended. The Vile Village For beatrice- When we were together I felt breathless, Now you are. The Hostile Hospital For Beatrice- Summer without you is as cold as winter, Winter without you is even colder. The Carnivourous Carnival For Beatrice- Our love broke my heart, And stopped yours. The Slippery Slope For Beatrice- When we met, you were pretty, and I was lonely. Now, I am pretty lonely. |