| Esme Squalor |
| While Count Olaf was out trying to fulfill his stupid schemes, he managed to get a girlfriend, and her name is Esme Squalor. A villainous, stylish women who was stupid enough to leave her husband and join Count Olaf. She only wears, does, and lives stylish, or as she likes to call it, "in". The most ridiculous outfit she has ever worn is a dress to look like fire, that crackled when walked, with knife shoes that stuck to the floor. |