Author's note: I wrote this in a fit of anger over the weekend, and loved
it. I have a coworker making my last week at work difficult. A little fat
bitch who acts like she's Princess of the Universe. Let me give you young
people some serious advice: Don't piss off old people. We're vindictive,
and we can afford to spend YEARS plotting your downfall......and we can do
it without feeling guilty! >:)
