stupidwhen

1. It takes you 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
2. It takes you an hour and a half to make minute rice.
3. You throw a brick at the floor and miss.
4. You put lipstick on your head just to make up your mind.
5. You hear its chilly outside so you go get a bowl.
6. You get locked in a grocery store and starve.
7. You trip over a cordless phone.
8. You sell your car for gas money.
9. You buy a solar powered flashlight.
10. You ask "Whats the # for 911?"
11. You get stabbed in a shootout.
12. You call Dan Quayle for a spellcheck.
13. People who stand next to you can hear the ocean.
14. You jump out the wimdow and go up.
15. You take an umbrella to see "Purple Rain"
16. You cant read an audio book.
17. It takes you a day to cook a three minute egg.
18. You get fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W's.
19. You call the 24 hour store and ask what time they close.
20. You buy a donut and return it because it has a hole.