satansbedfellow

Why doesn't osama have sex with his 5 wives?
Cuz every time he opens their legs he see's Bush.

How do you stop a taliban tank?
You shoot the a**hole pushing it.

Why does osama shave his pubic hair?
He hates Bush.

Why doesnt the taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
The Camels can't handle it.

Why does osama carry cow dung in his pocket?
It's his photo ID.

What do osana and a razor have in common?
They both irritate Bush.

How did the Obstetrition circumsize osama?
He didn't. You cant circumsize a pus*y.

How do you know if a bowling alley is owned by osama?
It doesnt have balls.

Why doesnt osama eat chicken?
That would be cannibalism.

osama finally goes to Helll, where he meets Satan. Satan tells him "You have been a loyal servant, therefore you may chose your eternity". Satan guides osama to the first of 3 doors.Inside osama finds sadam hussein patting out fires with his hands. Osama declined, and opened door #2. Inside he saw Bill Gates skinning fish, again he declined, and opened door #3 where he found Anna Nicole Smith in the middle of a threesome, with hitler in her mouth and Bill Clinton at her posterior. Clinton looked at osama with a huge grin and gave him a thumbs up. "This is what I choose", said osama happily. "OK" said Satan, " Anna Nicole, you may go".