hands

Why Your HAND Is Better Than A Femme...
1. Your hand won't ask to be held.
2. Hands don't bitch.
3. Hands actually look good bald.
4. When your hand is fat...its a good thing.
5. If your hand is fat, it wont ask you if its fat.
6. You can shave your hand and it wont cry.
7. No matter how hard you shake your hand, it wont leave you.
8. Hands don't mind holding a 9 inch dildo.
9. You can have two hands and neither will be jealous of the other.
10. You can roll over on your hand, and it will just fall asleep.

Why Your HAND Is Better Than A Butch...
1. Hands don't mind showering before sex.
2. A hand won't ask you "Whose yer Daddy!"
3. Hands will caress your body before AND after sex.
4. Hands don't fart.
5. Hands don't eat in bed.
6. Hands wont try and "watch the game" during sex.
7. You can make shadows on the wall with a hand.
8. Hands wont bite yer ass and tell you "just kidding".
9. Hands don't get tired after 3 minutes.
10. You can use two hands, and they won't leave you out.