| Gay Survivor |
| The premise: This fall NBC will launch a new game show in which 25 gay men will compete for a $1,000,000 shoppong spree in Gucci apperal and accesories. |
| The 15 Rules |
| 1. Phone time will be limited to 3 minutes per person. No more than 5 calls per day. 2. Under no circumstances will the word " Prada " be mentioned. 3. Tweezers and razors are not allowed. Waxing only. 4. Use of lotions and lubricants are strictly prohibited. 5. No Madonna music allowed. In fact the only CD available is Barbara Streisand in Yentil. 6. Change of clothes limited to 3 times per day. 7. No Marilyn Monroe impersonations. 8. No bad talking lesbians. 9. No going to your hairdresser for a quick " Highlight ". 10. No fruits, chocolate or soy milk. Red meat and whole milk only. 11. Fresh flowers delivered only once a week. 12. No mail order catalogs from Macys or Ambercrombi and Finch. 13. No silk shirts. Pollyester boxers from JC Pennys only. 14. Use of the word " Fabulous " will result in immediate dismissal. 15. Those who refer to themselves as "Tops" and those who call themselves "Bottoms" must switch every other day. |