Fatlist

1. You go a resturant, look at the menu and say "ok!".
2. You swim in the ocean and Spain claims you for the new world.
3. You go to the movies and sit next to everyone.
4. You iron your pants in the driveway.
5. You fall in love and break it,
6. You get on the scale and it says "to be continued..."
7. You have your own area code.
8. Whenever you go to the beach, the tide comes in,
9. People have to take a train to get on your good side.
10. You wake up in sections.
11. You lie on the beach an no one else gets ant sun.
12. You jump in the air and get stuck.
13. Your senior picture had to be an ariel view.
14. Every time you walk in high heels you strike oil.
15. You fall over and rock yourself to sleep trying to get back up.
16. The animals at the zoo feed you.
17. Even the AIDS quilt won't cover you.
18. You stand in two time zones.
19. You wear a Malcom X tee shirt, helicopters try and land on you.
20. The only pictures you have of yourself are sattelite pictures.
21. You put on BVD's and by the time they reach your waist they spell out Boulevard.
22. You sit on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to throw you back into the ocean.
23.To you, light food means under 4 tons.
24. Your family takes you to the beach and sells you for shade.
25.You could have seen ET, but when you rode your bike across the moon you caused an eclipse.